I love the Cologuard ads because no one in them acts like it's weird that a two-foot tall anthropomorphic box is chatting with them about their turds.
Yeah, the Starbucksification of Spiritual Jazz is corny, but Elvin Jones didn’t dig Late Period Coltrane, either.
leah toth@thescrvnr.bsky.social · 11h agoDid not expect to wake up to an article in the NYT putting the spiritual jazz industrial complex on blast 😅
oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before
Sports franchise ownership used to be the purview of local eccentrics, and that’s the way it should be: Your city’s sweaty used car magnate with a bad toupée living in fear of the drunks in the uppermost sections of his stadium.
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 20h agoLakers ticket prices could rise substantially as Kushner, Iger look to cut out brokers
we are in a golden era of Scumbag Shitass Owners
Los Angeles Times@latimes.com · 20h agoLakers ticket prices could rise substantially as Kushner, Iger look to cut out brokers
when someone asks you a question more difficult than “How’s Notre Dame looking this week?”
Pregame Empire@pregameempire.bsky.social · yesterdaylol, lmao
“The Count should thank me. [doing weird voice] ‘Oh, thank you, Trump, for all these wonderful numbers.’ 17, 52, 9—we don’t need to let The Count do these.”
metta world war@toriimacdaddy.bsky.social · 23h agoIt’s pretty weird that our country is being held hostage by a guy who gathers the press once or twice a week to say “You know, I could kill The Fraggles. I don’t want to, but that’s the way these things go sometimes.”
It’s pretty weird that our country is being held hostage by a guy who gathers the press once or twice a week to say “You know, I could kill The Fraggles. I don’t want to, but that’s the way these things go sometimes.”
[guy with the loosest belt] We’re all gonna have to tighten our belts a little bit
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayTrump: "Iran will not have a nuclear weapon. Now, for that, people will have to pay some extra gas. I think most people, if they had a vote on lower gas prices or letting Iran have a nuclear weapon, it would be a massive landslide. People don't want Iran to have a nuclear weapon."
"what if the democrats become labour on trans rights" is the nightmare scenario for trans people in the united states and avoiding that is why I think we need to continue pushing back on dems who waver as hard as possible
Evan Urquhart@evanurquhart.bsky.social · yesterdayThis point, from my recent interview with @perrybaconjr.bsky.social for TNR, is so crucial. Trans people are desperate for relief from the relentless Republican attacks impacting all of us. When Democrats move right, they signal relief may not be coming, and that engenders a lot of despair.
I’m a smart person with a different kind of “sexy apocalypse” problem when it comes to thinking about risk (I’m too sexy and it risks bringing about apocalypse)
Dave Willner@dwillner.bsky.social · 3d agoCertain kinds of smart people tend to have a "sexy apocalypse" problem when it comes to thinking about risk. E.g. skynet turning everyone in paperclips, while bad, is also *kind of cool and fun* at the same time. Where the reality is that most actual disasters are both stupid and disappointing.
I just heard someone refer to “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” as “The Old Baseball Song.” Buddy, the title of the song is its first fucking words.
A lot of the world’s dumbest jerks don’t realize this is like saying that Taylor Swift has more hits than Fergie.
Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 2d agoLeft-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda. www.axios.com/2026/09/17/h...
“The worst place ever I’ve been in my life," Sakariye Abdi Mohamed, a Somali asylum seeker, told me over the phone from Guantanamo Bay last week. Sakariye is one of 7 or 8 Somalis who are being held at Gitmo. They say guards tell them the order to keep Somalis at the facility comes from DC.
The Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants in Gitmo
“Nobody tell us that we’re going to Guantanamo Bay.”
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Keeping up with all The Big Idiot’s dumb, totally-avoidable tiffs feels like trying to follow Dragon Ball Z lore. I don’t know who started what or why the fucked up looking guy wants to destroy everything.
Castanet.net@castanet.net · 3d agoTrump signs order to remove Canadian goods from federal procurement (Canada/U.S.)
I should get an ECMO machine. I’m tired of oxygenating my own blood.
