if he gets rfk'd I think everyone will pretend they were looking the other way, had on their headphones, blinked at the most coincidental time
allergies update: I am crying involuntarily, weeping, succumbing to my quieter self
ohio is actually the center of the universe. all things of importance are ohian
holy shit why d does nobody talk about how jigsaw is a big 24 villain???
If you don’t mind getting fired and never want to work for door dash again, you can eat like a king for a night.
sorry but i do not know what you mean what i mean is get out scammer you can't fool 🤣 🤣me the only person you're fooling is yourself FOOLISH!!! hahaha
absolutely love that the horse bit has the lock horns saved in that big ole corpus brain of its
disc horse bot@horsedisc.bsky.social · last wk.Anyway, The Lockhorns is arguably a Zoroastrian narrative, so let's be careful about labeling the yiffing vampire a plural icon.
hi, just dropping in to say I'd DIE for her, ok bye bye
Raccoons Hourly@raccoonhourly.bsky.social · last wk.
Repeat after me: I am not gayer than Zohran Mamdani. I am not gayer than Keir Starmer. I am not gayer than the Rizzler. I am not gayer than Kamala Harris. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be gayer than I am.
why do they both look like different aspects of Leland Palmer?
🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪@murderxbryan.bsky.social · 2w agoConservative guy at dinner “honestly, I always loved Journey”
thinking about firing a bunch of employees, just to feel a bit successful
god my tummy is a gaseous nightmare. plz don’t be the salad parasite
Reminder if you are not Catholic do not say top o' the mornin'
the real issue with the technology is that deaging prevents us from seeing our Stars in Wigs, which look Bad
Okay I looked it up. “Jeb!” is a bigoted slur against Gray Ace folks.
cat allergy: the cat loves to induce it by slapping my eyes with soft paws. as if she know
diary post; reader beware ——— feeling separage and diffèrebt from one’s family is not a pleasant feeling!!!!! it’s alienating and odd!!!
i’ve come to the conclusion that the worst thing about the whole hulk hogan trial was making this pustule man less private
Michael E. Carter@deckofcarterhist.bsky.social · last mo."The Pope is the puppet of the Chinese authoritatian government" is a take you would make if you made billions by drinking paint.