Tom Neenan

@tpneenan.bsky.social

https://www.sophiechapmantalent.com/people/tom-neenan/ https://tomneenanart.etsy.com https://dice.fm/event/mxlvqk-tom-neenan-wip-4th-mar-the-bill-murray-london-tickets

some of you have never sparred with an elder using wooden swords on a cliff edge, lost a fight and been told ‘your impatience is your weakness’ and it shows

oscar host (sat at booth): so i was thinking maybe we don’t do a monologue this year. nikki from obsession: no no no no no don’t do that!!!! oscar host: ok jeez, i’ll do a monologue! this is my prophecy, so shall it come to pass

the odyssey is great but sad the deleted the scene where odysseus’ men are like: ‘does it have to be a horse? can’t it be a fat worm with a toilet at one end?’