laurence 💀

@trashleesimpson.bsky.social

hey guys it's madonna what's up 📍montréal

i'm off to cinéma du parc in a few to watch the oscars on the big screen with my bff so i'll be missing out on some of the online fun but!! movie magic!!! 🎬🪄✨ friendship!!!!! 👯‍♂️🫶🥹 surprises and crowd reactions!!!!!!! 😳💥🤯 karla sofía gascón!!!!!!!! 😬🔪⁉️

snow all the way up to our assholes half of the city sidewalks unusable icy wind whipping us like a dominatrix i am gonna get so obscenely high and watch the critically-acclaimed keke palmer sza comedy One Of Them Days & forget there's even an outside 🤗

me: hey i don't usually text back right after but........ i have to express how grateful i am. what you did was incredible. i'm glowing rn. i can still smell you all over me........ x 💋 guy who did my taxes: ok