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Misha and/or Trawpius. Engineer with Gay Pronouns. Hermeneutic neurotic erotic. And then, meteor happens. 🕒⚔️ icon by @fordownerr
It’s so funny that Roberta abuses Ritalin. Not meth, not even Adderall, but Ritalin.
I like math and I like extracting deeper meaning from stories, but I hate ARG puzzles. A case where two great things aren’t necessarily great together.
The new Ghost in the Shell ED feels like it’s lamenting techno-optimism.
This entire book is the first instance of actually good concrete poetry
Rip Johnny Truant you would’ve loved Geekbar Candy Mountain
I liked the part where Holloway kicked a big hole in my book
It’s Leaves as in the pages of a book, the shifting and twisting and reflecting and backtracking layout of which mimics the described labyrinth of the [House]
Not convinced Johnny is actually even having sex. Maybe he’s never had sex.
Chapter IX has been really challenging. I have more coherent thoughts about the layout than the content. But anyways, this stupid line was pretty funny: “coming like judgement day (I.e. for the second time)”
McDonald’s releasing the Trump’s Spoiled Beef McDouble Meal
If Mormon’s don’t consider soaking and jump humping as sex, then I don’t think anal soaking is gay. Have at it straight men
The old world is dying, the new world is dying, and me I feel also not so good
40-year-old -> boring, stale, more of a rant than a punchline 20-year-old -> annoying, derivative, low-brow 30-year-old -> oh baby, another 9/11 joke? now THAT’S funny
Quite the coincidence that the funniest people in the world are all roughly my age, plus or minus 5 years
Walking my dog and a little kid started yelling “Perro bonito! Perro bonito!” And I understood everything she said. Do you I think I’m ready for my C2 Spanish proficiency test?
I guess Eisenhower made this point a long time ago. But it’s crazy how military spending isn’t about funding the military (upgrading equipment, making sure people meet flight hour standards). It’s about industry R&D. Trillions to make one plane. Dollars and cents to retire 50 year old helicopters.
It’s possible that I have social anxiety and self-esteem issues. But Occam’s Razor is that I’m uniquely off-putting and disliked by everyone in the world for valid reasons.
RFK Jr is personally poisoning every fruit and vegetable in America in order to promote the carnivore diet
As a kid: Yuck!! Adult contemporary really stinks! Turn on some real music! With guitars! As an adult: Now wait a minute… 🤔
Skin cancer vaccine would be a game changer for me #SunburntSoldier
An experimental drug that uses messenger RNA to deliver a vaccine customized to a patient’s tumors effectively prevented skin cancer recurrence in a large-scale clinical trial, according to new results announced by drugmakers. https://wapo.st/4qo5t4F
My neighbor’s favorite hobbies appears to be screaming at his son and honking his car horn
In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,
In case you were on the fence about reading it, I am happy to report that House of Leaves DOES depict a prostate orgasm!!! 👆