what kind of a bizarre line is ‘the moon has clearly seen better days’
NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
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what kind of a bizarre line is ‘the moon has clearly seen better days’
NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."
$ME - KATIE PLANS CAREER IN DRESSAGE, POWERED BY TAMAGOTCHIS
$SPCX - SPACEX PLANS MOON FACTORIES POWERED BY HUMANOID ROBOTS
I’m just trying to remember the author of a picture book, Google, Jesus
The howling mobs of Bluesky are not fit to clean Sid Cunt’s boots | Me for Fascism Daily
if you think about it, racist newspaper columnist Sid Cunt was really the heir to Voltaire
Bede's World! Bede's World! Party time! Venerable!
Kennedy’s MAGA chef co-host is called ‘Andrew Gruel’??
ALSO TODAY: @lauriewoolever.bsky.social on RFK Jr.'s stupid cooking show. "When he is not making inane claims like 'The government was lying to us for 70 years and saying that protein causes heart attacks,' Kennedy stands there looking like a wet and sleepy raisin." flaminghydra.com/open-your-mo...
put these fuckin’ guys in jail. Also, check their hard drives.
Leaders of flag-raising group Raise the Colours Oxfordshire placed trackers on highway workers’ cars to find out their home addresses, the High Court has heard. RTC then attempted to intimidate the highway staff into no longer removing flags by repeating their addresses to them.
Another edition of HOW HAUNTED IS THIS HOTEL HALLWAY? I feel the alarming x-shape lights and the jagged carpet pattern are metaphysical tools deployed to keep the copious lurking spirits at bay. 7 out of 10 untethered souls.
Soft Rains Day. "Today is August 4, 2026, in the city of Allendale, California. Today is Mr. Featherstone's birthday. Today is the anniversary of Tilita's marriage. Insurance is payable, as are the water, gas, and light bills." RIP Ray Bradbury, 1920-2012
Small town terrorized by shark. Media starts giving a lot of airtime to the shark, allowing the shark to explain the logic behind its attacks. Shark becomes popular, and successfully runs for mayor on a platform of "sticking it to the woke anti-shark elite".
let's pretend: Universal announces a screenwriting contest for Jaws 5. What's your pitch?
speaking of which, THE INCIDENT AT GALLEY HOUSE is a fun time, an Obra-Dinnlike that you might have played when it was called TYPE HELP
We were watching that silly new Tom Hiddleston reenactment of the disaster of Pompeii and he was like ‘we have amazing new tech that allows us to track people through this disaster’ and I was oh no he’s going to say it’s an AI brain or something and then he said…. ‘Its a spreadsheet’ and I CHEERED
got to say, I've seen three Hellraisers and the whole 'pleasure' part of the deal seems to be a bit underwhelming; it mostly seems to be a bunch of hooks up the jacksie and any pleasure is just, like, if you're into that??
My daughter has just sent me this lovely photo where you get an even better view of the puffin.
PINHEAD, THE HELL PRIEST: We have such sights to show you, exquisite vistas of pain and pleasure *steps on LEGO* ow FUCKING hell. Fucksake!
I recognise the specific context here but “Please, I need my car to meet criminals” is a very funny plea for leniency.
Author Lynda La Plante banned from driving for six months
What more fitting way to remember Rod Liddle’s life and work than by making nasty jokes about someone who can’t answer back
if you think about it, racist newspaper columnist Sid Cunt was really the heir to Voltaire
Steve Hitler, who has died at the tragically young age of 66, was not someone I ever expected to become close friends with. Though known mostly for his racism and noncing, we first struck up a friendship based on our shared hatred of trans people, and he was always warm, funny and kind to me
suddenly realised there’s a Fights In Tight Places sequel out in Early Access, instantly bought it. Weirdly the aesthetic seems to have gone Dark Mode? Not terribly keen!
Having ADHD feels like you're about to get an email that begins: Gareth,
would this not be better expressed as tick bite left woman in coma during holiday to Greece
Holiday to Greece left Anglesey woman in coma after tick bite
Oh MAN that looks dogshit. It looks so bad. Can this be real? This actually happened?
While you were over here trying to figure out how you were going to cover the rent and food—this guy was over there using $5.1 million in taxpayer money YOU paid into the system to cover these statues in 23 karat gold. Yeah, he did that.