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Do you want to screen Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in your town or city, unlike a cowardly major movie chain? Email us at jeffreyepstein@theonion.com. We'll allow you to screen it for free. Yes, again, this is real.
Ben Collins@bencollins.bsky.social · last yr.A very big Onion announcement: The Onion has spent the last two months working on a masterpiece. It's a documentary titled Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile. It's so good, in fact, we were set to release it in theatres nationwide on October 2nd. Then two weeks ago, Charlie Kirk was shot.
I somehow left out HUNDREDS OF BEAVERS
Kumail Nanjiani@kumail.bsky.social · 2y agoHere are things I’ve enjoyed watching in 2024 in no particular order: Thelma Bad Sisters s2 The Brutalist Anora Creature Commandos The Trip Wicked The First Omen Strange Darling Saturday Night Dune 2 A Real Pain Challengers I Saw the TV Glow Will & Harper Fallout Baby Reindeer English Teacher
Good luck to everyone out hunting for #drones on the east coast. I trust you to watch the sky
watching German ice football highlights, I’ve never felt more alive
I just discovered Cinemacats.com , which is possibly the purest website left on the internet. Just exhaustive links to individual pages for each movie that has a #cat in it complete with stills and gifs
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***ANNOUNCEMENT*** Now available to order on Blu-ray on the #VinegarSyndrome website from #OCNDistribution #PartnerLabel #cartuna: #HundredsOfBeavers (2024)! This is selling INSANELY quickly, more than 1,000 slipcovers gone in less than 15 minutes.
I've been working my way through the library's copy of The Conversations: Walter Murch and the Art of Editing Film, and it's shockingly informative. I'm guessing that not all editors are as intellectual as Murch but it's fascinating to get some insight into his mind
The Bears fired Shane Waldron. Because if there’s anything they’ve learned during their extensive history of developing quarterbacks, it’s that they do especially well when they’re forced to learn a new offense within the first year of their pro career.
Having autoplay as the default for videos is a REALLY bad move. You can disable autoplay for videos — it’s in the “Accessibility Settings.” (While you’re there you can also enable “require alt text before posting” if you haven’t yet)
Bluesky@bsky.app · 2y agoQuick facts: • Each post can contain one video. • Videos can be up to 60 seconds long. • By default, videos will auto-play. You can turn off auto-play in Settings.
Let Justin Fields go somewhere else (back up tua?) where his psyche won't be completely destroyed
The bears have done it, they've finally made tanking not fun at all
The Bears had a fun tank job last year, intentionally sabotaging their defense via trade, and all the losses were pretty close. This year's Bears may be the worst team I've seen them field and there appears to be zero hope. I want their stadium plans to be banned and then leave the Midwest
Defensive Coordinator Alan Williams of the Bears being arrested by Peanut Tillman is not what anyone expected, good lord
The Bears organization self destructing with Fields vs coaches; rumors about gambling or worse (CP) by coaches in Halas Hall and ex-player turned fed Peanut Tillman. It's all too insane
I believe in d.j. Moore singlehandedly turning Chicago frowns upside down
I'm going to die if this Penn State Illinois game goes to 9 overtimes again
The people in the new Hyundai "back to commute" look just as beaten down and traumatized as the peloton lady. Bearded dude looked suicidal before accepting his fate of being stuck in traffic
One of the all time worst bears losses I've seen. Demoralizing, disheartening. Bad coaching, bad schematics, awful offensive line and front 7 defensive play
Looking like the Illini are going to keep regressing, this is brutal. What happened to building on last year's success
finally getting into buster keaton and some of his casual scenes are so insanely reckless, just wonderful media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2l...