Turgid Jacobian

@trgdjcbn.bsky.social

I like a lot of things. Other things, less.

There’s a guy, great king, incredible king. Prester John. Scepter made of emeralds. Descended from the Maggie. Sent me a letter, beautiful letter, tears in his eyes. Begged me to let him help open the strait, big strong guy. I’m giving Iran 24 hours to comply or, Prester John, I might tell him yes.

Similarly, if a random citizen at your daughter's soccer game wanted to check the genitals of the kids playing, you would call the fucking cops, and rightly so. Stop debating these people and call them out for what they are -- creepy perverts, freaky busybodies and utter hypocrites.

Jessica Valenti@jessicavalenti.bsky.social · 5d ago

What's the difference between a landlord who sneaks into your apartment to rifle through your underwear drawer and an AG who sues for your abortion records? The state health director keeping a spreadsheet of women’s periods isn’t any less creepy than the abusive ex who still tracks your location.

People watching before (and I never go to these) a parade. Mennonites on electric bikes just zoomed by on the route before the main event. Earlier saw a dude drive by with a green parrot on the handlebars of his bike.

Went to the DCU-TOR game, which turned out to be a 2-1 win! My 18 y.o. and I were in the supporters section, so got showered by beer 😆. Great time. He wanted to go to that section back when he was a sprog.