No shit. Way to tell that crazy Twatzi Laura Looney off, Bill.

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Christmas card?

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Okay, so how long before Trump declares Ukraine as an enemy because their strikes are not allowing benevolent Russia to kindly provide the rest of the world with this very real diesel which will help with the cost of living crisis?

Scary shit 😳🤣

Me when I solve the puzzle in the puzzle game: I should join Mensa Me when I'm stuck on the puzzle in the puzzle game: the person who designed this is an idiot

FelineWasteland 🌈💀@felinewasteland.bsky.social · last wk.

Me when I solve the puzzle in the puzzle game: Basically I'm genius Me when I'm stuck on the puzzle in the puzzle game: I'm the stupidest person alive

Me when I solve the puzzle in the puzzle game: Basically I'm genius Me when I'm stuck on the puzzle in the puzzle game: I'm the stupidest person alive

This is such a beautiful key art #DragonsDogma2 #DarkArisen

Hello computer, Decompile and distill Middlemarch Make the game set in my hometown though, not Middlemarch Make the main character me. When I'm not around, the other characters should be asking "where is he?" and "what is he up to?" Review my chat memory for zingers to help me to seduce Rosamund

RedFade@redfade.bsky.social · 3d ago

No that same person posted this it’s somehow even sadder than you think

Trump has three goals in mind when he wakes each day. How can he make more money, accumulate more power and seek revenge against his perceived enemies. That’s it folks. He is a scourge on humanity

The man with artificial hair, teeth, doctor’s reports, lifts in his shoes, scalp reduction surgery, a girdle, and a painted orange face claims we’re his enemy if we use the word “artificial.”

I gave Braid an A+ back in my press days. I spent 100s of hours working on The Witness at PlayStation, fighting for it, getting it into conferences, and being Jon's personal wrangler. I even coined "Metroidbrainia" after it. I will not be buying Order of the Sinking Star, and neither should you.

She looks like a Pennywise disguise. Any minute now that jaw is going to split open and she'll start feasting on people

Ian Dunt@iandunt.bsky.social · 4d ago

America right now is the maddest place on earth. Like watching a David Lynch film.

they've got nothingggggg

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports