“I’m glad she’s free” actually offended MY sensibilities.

Got damn…. That’s an egregious post.

Sometimes you be wrong and that’s okay

Baby Girl is 16 months old. Her new thing is running up to us, aggressively lifting our shirts, and jabbing her finger into the belly and yelling “BUTTON!”

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I've used this move before.

I actively avoid using AI. So absolutely.

Charlie Stross@cstross.bsky.social · 14h ago

My answer is LOL ROFL (dickbrain) The terminally AI-pilled can't even *imagine* some people have *never* asked stochastic parrots to cheat at their job for them.

He is self employed and works from home!

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Double Aunt Andre 3000 AKA Jason Reefer@arrogantade.blacksky.app · 12h ago

Call in and tell them you didn’t hear your alarm.

My 11 year old got in trouble at school for telling someone “I’d rather be fat than kin to a crackhead” it’s the 2nd day of school bro what the fuck

For “The List” @freshlogic.blacksky.app

✨🥀Persephone🥀✨@bipolarpisces35.blacksky.app · yesterday

I’ve never been less interested actually. You talk too much. The internet is for girls

as a grown man (about to be 40), why is your main method of communication snapchat?

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Prince George’s County comedian Cerrome Russell is finding where his voice belongs: In Maryland. Story by Hau Chu and @rondez.bsky.social

If Jabez was from The Town:

jentrification@jentrification.com · 2d ago

my new prayer: God, please give me hella motion.

There was a white Tesla Truck on the road today with this custom plate: “GENAI” Choices were made.

There’s Many things I wish didn’t dooooooo 🎶🎶

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Solomon@solomonrmissouri.com · 2d ago

EYE am not a perfect person

I am legit tearing up lmaooo

man said “you can call me Mr. Marcus too” and I said NAURRRRRR

There’s a parent on my son’s basketball team and his first name is Marcus and one of the kids called him Mr. Marcus today. and my face, when I heard it? the dad’s face when he saw my face? and the fact that he had on a baseball cap? 😭😭😭

I’m going to tell y’all’s kids that this is Charlie Brown & Friends.

Pinoy karaoke is like when gospel choirs fool around during practice.

Baby don't pass me the mic at NO karaoke in the Phillipines because my diaphragm and vocal chords are not set up the same way

Whole lotta people who don’t make anywhere near $350/hr have a lot to say.

She was on TV and meeting with dignitaries to get you out The Gulag and it’s still sayonara?

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“I’m washing me AND my clothes!”

Lᴇɢꜱ Bᴇɴᴇᴅɪᴄᴛ ✨@maybecam.blacksky.app · 5d ago

I got in the shower with my fucking socks on, if you’re wondering how my day is going 🤣

The bad thing about playing Mr. Fix It is you gotta see it through. I got it done but gatdamn that was inelegant.

*whispers* A new commissioner

Awful Announcing@awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 6d ago

We were drinking public school hose water at football practice. Peak refreshment.

To be fair… hose water hits.

Christopher Webb@cwebbonline.com · 7d ago

It’s a good thing they didn’t ask me, because Erewhon ain’t worth the coin… But I can’t stop laughing at this. 😂

In my defense, she got in the bed.

Cocoa Deluxe@seauxcocoa.bsky.social · 6d ago

Yall was being nasty last night, huh?

Yesterday my colleague was innocently doing age ranges in group for a website post. They were like ok 0-18, 19-30, 30-45 and then went 45-80 and we all said HOLD ON WHAT!? 🤣😭

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