No! Sleep! Til Brooklyn! Ok, Manhattan, and I already took a nap on the bus but you get the idea.

Aaracockra Wearhouse: You’re gonna love it. I guarantee!

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝@fionaapplebs.bsky.social · yesterday

I want a guy with a bird head and a long jacket

Harvey Birdman!

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝@fionaapplebs.bsky.social · yesterday

I want a guy with a bird head and a long jacket

i wanna bird who gets up early i wanna bird who stays up late i wanna bird with uninterrupted nest dexterity who uses his sharp beak to cut through red tape

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝@fionaapplebs.bsky.social · yesterday

I want a guy with a bird head and a long jacket

You're locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. (I am extending to TV as well and staying in the theater until they are done with how whole goddamn catalog, including Brisco County Jr., Burn Notice, and his syndicated stuff

Ash Williams: Groovy!

Alt: Ash from Evil Dead, as played by Bruce Campbell: Groovy!

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Ellen Clair Lamb@eclamb.bsky.social · yesterday

You're locked inside a movie theater for 24 hours. You can only watch movies starring one actor the entire time. Whose filmography are you choosing? #TCMParty #filmsky

I blew away an entire celebrity picture round despite being crap at pop culture. It was all bald women and I got it by being in my 40s. The younger crowd had no idea who Grace Jones, Demi Moore, or Sinead O’Connor were and if they knew Natalie Portman, had no idea about V for Vendetta.

Mark Thompson@markreckons.bsky.social · yesterday

What’s your best pub quiz memory? Mine: a mate who insisted he was “rubbish at quizzes” barely spoke all night. Then the all-or-nothing bonus round: name every first-class cricket county. He scribbled the lot down in 90 seconds! 18/18, no notes. He helped inspire my daily quiz: thechainquiz.co.uk

OH GOD OH JESUS CHRIST I LAUGHED SO HARD MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY CALL SOMEBODY CALL DOCTOR STRANGE OR SOMETHING FUCK

It Turns Out Binance's $6 Billion Hack Happened Because Its Employees Were Vibe Coding

Binance has revealed the elaborate scheme hackers used to steal billions of dollars worth of cryptocurrency.

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At my client office today because of a mandated RTO that thankfully only affects me once every other week (so I can't complain) but... there's someone here who had to be straight up shamed into going home because she's clearly sick by a dozen other contractors in this giant open office. In 2026.

And we’re back ☹️ alxwhere #48 · 1,391/3,000 🟩🟥🟧 1. 972 pts · 285 ft off 2. 48 pts · 2.48 mi off 3. 371 pts · 0.83 mi off alxwhere.com

I love that I’ve now met three people from ALXSkeets in meatspace in the last five days. I love this weird little city.

Relevant to several ALXSkeets weirdos (complimentary)

𝚂𝚎𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚢 𝙿𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚘𝚕@2ndaryprotocol.bsky.social · 3d ago

Now, I just need a warrior, thief and a monk, and I got a classic Final Fantasty Warriors of light group.

The Great Lakes region contains multitudes, but these are two of its types of guy.

I’ve seen posts congratulating trans candidates who won last night and it’s reminding me a lot with glee of the eight of us who won in ’17. Y’all missed one from #Virginia though: my friend Sabrina Bruce, elected as vice-mayor of the Herndon Town Council as the top vote earner out of 12 candidates.

Level 20 Light Domain Cleric meets Level 20 College of Eloquence Bard

CNN@cnn.com · 2d ago

Bob the poet, meet Bob the priest. Pope Leo XIV, whose birth name is Robert Prevost, and Bob Dylan, the legendary musician, have spoken together in the Vatican. https://cnn.it/4z2DpGF

Love the feeling of walking into a federal building and seeing the mugshot looking president and adult baby official portraits and silently mouthing “Haha fuck you” happily instead of “ugh fuck you”.

This is the Minnesota Nice I recall from living in the upper Great Lakes.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 3d ago

Peggy Flanagan: "We will rip ICE apart!"

Everything’s coming up Milhous! alxwhere #47 🐪 · 2,819/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 900 pts · 617 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 161 ft off 3. 919 pts · 522 ft off alxwhere.com

*wakes up to more election results* Someone tell me in the 90s that the South is cool now and the West Coast needs a talking to.

Congratulations to Donald Trump on a successful regime change

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 3d ago

BREAKING: Democrats win the Senate to take full control of Congress away from Republicans, with voters rebuking Trump’s policies, NBC News Projects. nbcnews.to/3V9VFjn

okay so while we're all up and chatting: DC statehood DC statehood DC statehood DC statehood DC statehood DC statehood DC statehood

This ain’t Texas. This ain’t no dive bar. But it’s where we are drinking and watching in solidarity.

I think we need to be a lot more grateful for the Brewers winning the World Series than we thought.

I mean prices of a few shows at the Anthem vs my wallet may apply here too. Amirite?!

What's the National Guard doing in DC?@ngwatchdc.bsky.social · 3d ago

Per the district's own crime data, the last violent crime anywhere near Wharf Marina was a robbery, back in July, about 675 feet from where they're standing. Draw your own conclusions.

Oh what if it happens tonight?! Do we collectively have enough alcohol?

How many of these new governors are from states that have national guard occupying other cities? Because that’s a great day 1 fix if it’s not already fixed earlier.

HEY MAYBE BEING RACIST CORRUPT FUCKBAGS IS A BAD POLITICAL STRATEGY.

me rogan and elon are on an a jet to israel. Enjoy your unfunny circle jerk. do not try to contact us. We are safe

Tonight I’m thinking about all the families who had their lives thrown completely upside down because of DOGE, including mine! The Federal Government lost incredible amounts of talent and institutional knowledge. Congress should have a plan to address this.