Ugh this chuffing lurgy just doesn't shift. It's been rumbling in the background for the last week and now it's come roaring back. Bleeuurrghh. One hot today please
Wrong answers only. My bet: 'SHE'S THE F**KING PRIME MINISTER!'
SwearyCarol@robsoncarol.bsky.social · 5d agoWrong answers only. My bet: thanks for all the fish. Who the fuck are you
Chronological order. Not necessarily my favourite 9 albums, more albums that I couldn't get enough of that definitely shaped my music taste.
If you haven't heard this yet, I fully recommend you do. Classic Sugababes sound, and a very catchy bop. Their voices are just perfect together.
Finally seem to have got the hang of poached eggs (to my liking). Only took 48 years.
Absolutely thrilled to have been awake for the last 2 hours. *Thrilled* Good moaning 👋☕️
Easily the best TV show around at the moment. No contest. LOVE IT. Ross Kemp questioning anyone who looked at him was hilarious 😂
So, somebody has coded an 'ai torture chamber' to test whether AI agents can feel pain, and the AI is saying that it can feel pain, so people are now calling the person cruel and trying to get the torture chamber shut down. WTAF. How are people believing that AI can feel anything?!
Stress Headache
ALT: Stress Headache
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SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
I love how much Nigella tucks in and enjoys the bakes. Exactly how cake should be eaten. 😍 Not that I've seen any on this app, but I hope she is ignoring any negative comments elsewhere.
Might not look too appealing, but as a treat for eating healthily for 2 weeks, I made myself a red win onion gravy to go with bangers and mash and omg it was lush.
This evening I am mostly serving new varifocals and the bastard buggery bollocky lurgy that seems to be going round. 🫤
Coffee and Mexican beans on toast to wake me out of my groggy slumber. Morning 👋
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
JD@jondo.bsky.social · 2w agoNo cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
Cold enough this morning to bring out my fave hoodie since last winter. Off to have a mince round IKEA.
I'm sorry but what in the actual f**k? US College fraternity hazing. Don't read if you're having your breakfast.
This evening I have mostly been eating smashed avocado with lime and rocket and mackerel, and now I'm in the bath washing my bosom, before jumping in bed with fresh sheets. Rock n roll Friday night. 🤘
Wanking On My Own "I keep wanking on my owwwwnn" No change there then 🙄
swearclock ⌚︎@swearclock.bsky.social · 2w agoReplace "Dancing" In A Song Title With "Wanking" It's 4:00AM
Yeah I'm still no good at portion sizes evidently, which is not fantastic for weight loss 😂
Possibly the best British girl band is back 😍
Real Groove Records@realgrooverecords.bsky.social · 3w agoWe're Shook! The OGs are back! Sugababes release their new album, titled 'Sugababes', on 12 February 2027. Available on indies exclusive blue or yellow vinyl. Preorder now. https://www.realgrooverecords.co.uk/products/sugababes-sugababes #vinylcollectors #newvinyl #newmusic #popmusic #sugababes
I make no apologies for reacting like this, to this article.
Karen Walker's Enthusiastic Yay
ALT: Karen Walker's Enthusiastic Yay
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David Ho@davidho.bsky.social · 4w agoNature is healing: A poacher hunting rhinos was ambushed by a herd of elephants and trampled to death.
FFS it's like a shit-covered boomerang that won't stop coming back but each time it comes back it has more shit attached to it
Back on the healthy food tomorrow, so ham egg and thicccc chips it is tonight. 🤤🤤
Morning honky tonks ☕️ Woke up with 'washing machines live longer with Calgon' in my head, and now I'm wondering if they actually do.
Love this 😂 Leaders need to ridicule this cockwaffle more, cos he'll hate it.
🍁🇨🇦Team Canada Forever🇨🇦🍁@teamcanadaforever.bsky.social · 3w agoI just spit my water😂😂😂