I'll say this about the Capital One ads - all the money is on the screen. Not a single penny is wasted on writing a tolerable script

Comics have been leashed for too long. Thank you, Byron Allen.

HAND-UP-ASS ALERT Don't worry, I, Triumph, will be there too in my own special way

Once again, a career highlight - the opportunity to work with the great #glennclose. Thank you, #hollywoodsquares! Wednesday at 8/7c on #cbs #drewbarrymore #nateburleson #sirpippinofbeanfield

Thanks Caleb #dabears @chicagobearsx.bsky.social (Sound up!)

The honor of a lifetime...to work with the great #glennclose. #hollywoodsquares #drewbarrymore #nateburleson #sirpippinofbeanfield Wednesday at 8/7c on #cbs!!

Grenell said that adding Trump's name has "depoliticized" the institution. Maybe we should learn from the Trump Kennedy Center & depoliticize everything. Here in NY, let's go with JFK Nixon Airport, the Lincoln Jefferson Davis Tunnel, & the George Washington King George III Bridge. It's only fair!

The Trump-Kennedy Center Backfired. Ric Grenell Is Gaslighting Everyone

Artists are canceling shows after Trump’s name went on the Kennedy Center. Ric Grenell denies the link and threatens critics to silence dissent.

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Grenell said that adding Trump's name has "depoliticized" the institution. Maybe we should learn from the Trump Kennedy Center & depoliticize everything. Here in NY, let's go with JFK Nixon Airport, the Lincoln Jefferson Davis Tunnel, & the George Washington King George III Bridge. It's only fair!

The Trump-Kennedy Center Backfired. Ric Grenell Is Gaslighting Everyone

Artists are canceling shows after Trump’s name went on the Kennedy Center. Ric Grenell denies the link and threatens critics to silence dissent.

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Happy New Year! I often get asked why I was let go from the cast of Knots Landing back in 1982. This tape should finally explain it. #donnamills #michellelee #joanvanark #tedshackelford #knotslanding #happynewyear

On Christmas, it's always a treat to watch "It's A Wonderful Life," especially this gut-wrenching scene where a despondent George gets punched and Mr. Martini comes to his aid. Go to teafc.org to watch it all. #edasnerfamilycenter #benstiller #joemantegna #martinshort #christinetaylor

I know people have been critical of Trump's Presidential Walk of Fame but at least he clearly put careful thought into each of the plaques.

No problem, Dave, I stopped listening about five years ago. -RS #spacejews #they

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Dave Chappelle: "The fear that I have for myself that I need you to protect me from is co-option. ... So, just in case, we need a code. If I say it you know they got me, and don't listen to nothing that I say after I say those words. The code is: 'I stand with Israel.'"

Watch me poop all over two exceptional poopmeisters in their own right, #ericandre and #sarahsherman, on #bombingwithericandre, which I am incapable of doing, even with Eric Andre.

Happy Hanukkah חַג שָׂמֵחַ For anyone lighting Menorahs in solidarity, thank you. This one is Triumph's favorite: a.co/d/af09IW4 Live dog not included.

At a Holiday music recital, coming up to the Chanukah medley section, rooting hard for "Christmastime for the Jews" @triumphicdhq.bsky.social youtu.be/BGzO1ghRKp4?...

TV Funhouse: Christmastime For The Jews - SNL

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On Saturday, December 27th, @especiallyeveryone is producing the first fully inclusive concert at @thecapitoltheatre, in celebration of neurodiversity. Interactive opportunies, sensory-friendly spaces designed so everyone can participate, a break area, and even a brand new wheelchair ramp!

Nothing says the holiday season like revisiting my unforgettable cameo in "It's a Very, Very Muppet Christmas Movie." What a magical 16.2 seconds it was! The directors encouraged me to say anything I wanted to Kermit, but, in the end, they opted for brevity. So, what, then, you ask, was cut? (contd)

Nothing says the holiday season like revisiting my unforgettable cameo in "It's a Very, Very Muppet Christmas Movie." What a magical 16.2 seconds it was! The directors encouraged me to say anything I wanted to Kermit, but, in the end, they opted for brevity. So, what, then, you ask, was cut? (contd)

Dick Cheney is gone, but his passion for human torture will never be forgotten. Here we commemorate his noble attempt to bypass the Geneva Conventions with Torboto, The Robot That Tortures People. -RS #tvfunhouse @nbcsnl.bsky.social youtu.be/nxqapxhOvjg

TV Funhouse: Torboto - SNL

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The time Mickey Rooney left Triumph, and Conan, speechless. #will.i.am #fergie #blackeyedpeas #teamcoco

The time Mickey Rooney left Triumph, and Conan, speechless. #will.i.am #fergie #blackeyedpeas #teamcoco

Humor Me's second taping w/ @nbcsnl.bsky.social's Mikey Day and Streeter Seidell. We helped an a capella band punch up their between-songs banter. Just go to speakpipe.com/humorme and tell us what you need help making funnier - a speech? Interview? This post? - RS #iheartpodcasts #bigmoneyplayers

On this week's #FFAA, our guests ROBERT SMIGEL, DAN PASTERNACK and FRANK SANTOPADRE discuss the origin story of The Ambiguously Gay Duo! Hear it NOW at funforallagespodcast...! @franksantopadre.bsky.social @triumphicdhq.bsky.social @danpasternack.bsky.social

I love @jimmyfallon.bsky.social and the #tonightshow and would hang with him anytime, as long as I have some reading material.

This was definitely the most fun podcast I've done in a long time. And I didn't know TV Funhouse turned 25! Time sure flies when no one cares. @franksantopadre.bsky.social @danpasternack.bsky.social @funforallages.bsky.social youtu.be/9g-Ac-wB7N4?...

"TV Funhouse" Turns 25! w/ Robert Smigel and Dan Pasternack

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This was definitely the most fun podcast I've done in a long time. And I didn't know TV Funhouse turned 25! Time sure flies when no one cares. @franksantopadre.bsky.social @danpasternack.bsky.social @funforallages.bsky.social youtu.be/9g-Ac-wB7N4?...

"TV Funhouse" Turns 25! w/ Robert Smigel and Dan Pasternack

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I was very sad to hear about the recent passing of Bob Caminiti. Bob worked at SNL for 37 years and was one of the purest and most thoughtful and passionate people I had the privilege to know. pizzifuneralhome.com?p=9806

Robert David Caminiti - Pizzi Funeral Home

Robert David Caminiti, “Bob” Beloved Husband, Father, Grandfather, Army Veteran, and Longtime NBC Associate Director  It is with profound sadness that we announce the passing of Robert David Caminiti,...

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Love and excited to be in #HappyGilmore2, though we all miss the great Carl Weathers and Bob Barker. Here's a reunion we staged in 2015 with Bob and Adam. They both got some good licks in. And stick around for Chubbs at the end! - RS #NightOfTooManyStars #adamsandler www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI7N...

Adam Sandler and Bob Barker Reunite - Night Of Too Many Stars 2015 - Best Quality

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Love and excited to be in #HappyGilmore2, though we all miss the great Carl Weathers and Bob Barker. Here's a reunion we staged in 2015 with Bob and Adam. They both got some good licks in. And stick around for Chubbs at the end! - RS #NightOfTooManyStars #adamsandler www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI7N...

Adam Sandler and Bob Barker Reunite - Night Of Too Many Stars 2015 - Best Quality

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