Now I am become Jeff, the destroyer of Whorls

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#SFF writer from Maine. VP21. He/Him. Cóyotl and Foof award nominated. Creator of Speculative Fiction Magazine Subscription web page. Co-editor of Trollbreath Magazine. #AuthorsNotAlgorithms https://www.trollbreath.com https://magazine.trollbreath.com

The first of the month surge is always a fraught time for first readers. You go from "manageable, manageable, manageable" to "slow down, I'm drowning!" in a flash. But seriously, keep the submissions coming! We're pleased with how this year has gone. It's a lot of work, but work we love.

Image of Cosmo the Troll. He's a grin skinned guy with a sly smile and one snaggle tooth sticking up out of his mouth. He's wearing a bowler style cap with googles, wearing chainmail with some rips in it, and holding a ray gun.

Welcome to August! Only one month to go until our 9th issue drops. Edits will be going out to authors soon (probably today). In the meantime, we can finally reveal the absolutely gorgeous cover, slightly revamped from our previous style, with original art by Tobias Roetsch. Ain't it beautiful?

Cover for issue #9 of Trollbreath Magazine. The original art is by Tobias Roetsch, showing a shuttle rising through clouds, dragging them along in it's wake, while in the sky above there is a planet with several moons. The colors are similar to a sunrise, with lots of oranges. The top text says Trollbreath Magazine, Issue 9, Fall 2026. At the bottom are the list of authors, and the editors.

Sometimes, not weighing in on the discourse is the best discourse. You're not going to shift opinions, and people will just hate you for it. Type the spiel into a text document, then delete it later. That way you don't accidentally post it, but you "have your say" and lance the poisonous thoughts.

Did I mention we have our first anthology coming this fall? No? Well, it's now mentioned. With lovely cover art by Betidraws, it captures all 60 stories and 24 poems published in our first six issues. More information coming soon! (right after we finish getting issue 9 ready for 9/1 release).

The cover for our upcoming anthology, Trollbreath Magazine Volume One (2024-2025). The art, "Little Red Riding Hood," is by Betidraws and shows a small red figure walking away from the viewer through a forest filled with huge, fantastically tall trees. Several small mushrooms mirror the look and shape of her cloak. Colors are predominantly a gray-green for the trees, and yellow for the background, with her cloak and mushrooms a faded rusty red.

The Odyssey. Am I right? You know I am. I might see it. Maybe even in Imax. Mostly because of all the hype for/against. But hearing Joyce Carol Oates thinks the 1997 Hallmark channel two-part is the best adaptation, with its wonky green screen effects and Monty Python-level beards, is hilarious.

A clip from Monty Python's Life of Brian movie. A number of people stand together wearing robes and head dresses indicative of ancient middle east traditions. Several of them are clearly women who are wearing bad fake beards. The words being spoken by someone else are "Are there any women here today?" implying the women are disguised so they can attend the stoning.

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Welcome new followers! I'm not nearly as much the delightful raconteur as my joking post about the CyberEdsel would make me seem. But if you like thoughts about writing, music, anti-LLM, pop culture takes five years behind the moment, and politics, consider me seen. And if you don't, well...

A cover parody of the Nancy Drew Mystery series. This one has the image of Nancy in a red dress, leaning over a cabinet she's opening that's full of old bottles with stoppers. She's holding a candle and turning to look back over her shoulder towards the reader as though something is approaching from outside the image. The title reads: The Secret of the Missing Fucks.