Andy and Fabio going from shut up in Shanghai to chest bumps in Mallorca is an unexpected story arc, very “then in the locker room hi hi everything is fine” 😂
Andy being “so British” yet again during his awards ceremony speech.
Oh no I’m rusty too, everybodyguys! Forgot to drop the hashtag: #VamosRafa
Rafa playing his way into form during a match—that’s a chapter from one of the ancient texts. Please refresh your memory, Rafael!
Daveed’s hair and Moya being handsome are constants you can count on
Rafa so smiley sitting next to Daveed. We love the Armada. We love the classics.
Rafa walking out on court with a racquet in his hand getting ready to play tennis again I AM EMOTIONAL
Rafa almost decapitating another doubles partner while trying to play every point himself lol #intensity
The Rafa/Murray exho will be on the Tennis Channel app live at 11 am! (Hopefully, I will be able to watch it later on the app since my niece is getting married today and I'll be in transit tomorrow at that time.)
Please ping me if somebody figures out how to watch a live broadcast of the Academy Slam, everybodyguys. I will pay any amount of money to subscribe to any service anywhere at any time bc vamos siempre ok.
Fan Week is insanely crowded again today. Impossible to move around the grounds quickly. Sitting on the bleachers is like sticking your ass in an air fryer. The heat & humidity is so horrendous that the tournament is handing out free ice. Still the best place to be in the world though :)))
Are they cute? No. Did I buy them? Yes. Late-stage capitalism going undefeated yet again.
Passing judgment on which players deserve what from their sponsors—who are trying to sell stuff & make money—based solely on titles & without regard for popularity is crazy. Eala is a worldwide phenomenon—in the Philippines & far beyond. Nike wants to monetize it. Sorry your fave doesn’t move merch!
TroubleFault@troublefault.bsky.social · 3mo agoTonight’s Stars of the Open crowd came for Alex Eala that’s it that’s all
Tonight’s Stars of the Open crowd came for Alex Eala that’s it that’s all
Ohhhhh that guy is PISSED y’all. Bent over double after losing a point and snatched a towel out of his own hands, super annoyed. Yep 2026 USO title incoming :)))))
That guy took a long practice sit down with a towel covering his head then got some work on his right shoulder. So yeah he’s winning it all NID.
That guy is having trouble getting Shapo to do what he wants him to do with the ball. Weird practice vibes.
Robin Montgomery just told Kader she saw lightning, and now there’s thunder. Time to take cover in Ashe, yikes.
I see tennis discourse™️ about who should be a fan of whomst lol let people like who they like. These are the tennis players that folks wanna see, and USO knows it. Let the stars be the stars.
Jumped into the queue for laughs and got em Number of users in line ahead of you: 348955 😂
If you venture into Ashe this year, let us know what you think of the new Loge configuration. Yes, seats were gutted to make more room for expensive courtside tix (eat the rich etc etc) but the shallow depth makes it feel kinda cozy & that’s an anomaly stadium that big. Almost a magic trick.
Draft an agreement to unretire that man under the condition that his fans* cannot come back with him, and I’d seriously consider signing it. *Those fans not the Fedals iykyk
At the time people were like wut how can you be a Murray and Anyone But Roger fan that is crazy he is perfect you hate tennis. This this is why.
Roger baptize my baby now that's the shit I don't miss 😂