trouteyes
@trouteyes.bsky.social
Captain of the Good Team. Artist, Visionary, None of your Businessman, and paperback writer for kids.
Halloumi goes through me Like shit through a goose Feta much better It doesn't make my stools loose
Genie: You only have one wish, are you sure you want me to turn Jordan Pickford's hands into tambourines? Me: Mmm. Yes please.
Sometimes these words just don't have to be said I know how both feel the heart can rule the head Theresa May sings The Wedding Present, Sunday 9pm, BBC 2
Oh Shaggy Scooby Doo I'm in love with you Shaggy Scooby Doo I'm in love with you
Uncle Vernon, Uncle Vernon Independent as a hog on ice He's a big shot down there at the slaughterhouse He plays accordion for Mr Weiss
Can't be the first to say this, but (and yay UEFA - brilliant) this works equally well if you swap out "football" for maybe "water" or "a stable climate". Look at me being the revolutionary socialist. "No one has the moral authority to sell what they merely hold in trust for the next generation."
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In 1962, it would take three people more than six weeks to ping someone a JPEG.
King Charles and Prince William are experiencing growing behind-the-scenes tension due to fundamentally different approaches to handling Lee Scratch Perry. Charles favors a path of keeping communication open, William has drawn a line in the sand,choosing to isolate Perry sue to his crazy weed habit
Marjoram and oregano are close relatives but they have quite a different taste. Oregano is bold, pungent, and earthy, while marjoram is milder, sweeter, and much more floral.
Hi, I"m @trouteyes You may remember me from such tweets as, I AM INCANDESCENT WITH REGGAE, the natives are getting Rizlas, and you have not heard the end of thi
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Kenny chats so much shit about Little Mix. Does my head in.
BEETROOT Beetroot, beetroot Purple, healthy, treat root Come hither to my house with me Beetroot, beetroot Purple, healthy, treat root I long to roast you for my tea
Studio execs are going to want to adapt more poems for the big screen now
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Everyday I hear a different story People saying that you're no good for me Saw your lover with another and she's making a fool of you Theresa May sings WHAM! Friday 9pm Channel 5
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Petition: Add gynaecological conditions e.g. Endometriosis to Equality Act 2010 Guidance
We call on the UK government to include gynaecological conditions such as endometriosis, adenomyosis, fibroids, PCOS, PMDD, menopause & menstrual disorders as “impairments with fluctuating or recurrin...
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