Troy Kristoffer
@troykristoffer.com
www.TroyKristoffer.com New music coming in Spring 2̵0̵2̵6̵ 2027! He/him 📍California based award winning 👨🏼🎤singer, artist, actor, voice actor. Recovering obsessive entrepreneur. Unexpected cat person. Gaymer and traveler. 🏳️🌈
#2Krispii sings the #Conservative anthem "Every conservative in America right now"
OUT NOW - "every conservative in america right now"
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Okay, I'm just going to say it. #DollyDidIt. #Dolly had songs called "Blue Smoke" - "Light of a clear #blue morning", "My blue tears", "Blue me", "Blue valley songbird" and more... she were blue, ya'll. I will not be convinced she didn't lay her hands upon us.
ROSES ARE RED TEXAS IS BLUE GOD IS NONBINARY GREG ABBOTT FUCK YOUUUUUUU
#Infuriating #rant. My @staterbros.bsky.social #staterbros grocery website "autocorrects" search terms when it thinks I've made a typo and can't be overridden. So "Ham Hocks" is automatically changed to "Ham Holes" which is NOT what I want (right now), thank you.
I'm happy with what I'm seeing, but let's please temper our expectations and understand this won't be an overnight change in our lives - there is a bloody fight coming and it will be a while before we get our country back. But yay!
blue Elmo embracing the chaos
ALT: blue Elmo embracing the chaos
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#infuriating #rant number 2. "One time" security codes are never just one time.
#Infuriating #rant. My @staterbros.bsky.social #staterbros grocery website "autocorrects" search terms when it thinks I've made a typo and can't be overridden. So "Ham Hocks" is automatically changed to "Ham Holes" which is NOT what I want (right now), thank you.
Hope you all had a fantastic #Halloween. We did. Spent it with our best friends and had soooo many visitors @gothichills.com even though it rained all night.
2027 is looking pretty frooty! 🍓🌈 Meet our 11″ × 17″ spiral-bound LGBTQ+ Pride & Cultural Calendar, with 120 observances and fresh Froot artwork each month. Swipe through the year, then grab yours: froot.lgbt/cal #FrootInTheRoom #LGBTQCalendar #LGBTQ
Happy Ace Week! 🖤🩶🤍💜 From October 25–31, we're celebrating asexual people and the ace spectrum. There's no one way to be ace, and everyone deserves to feel seen and welcome in our LGBTQ+ community. #AceWeek #Asexuality #LGBTQ
Happy Intersex Awareness Day! 💛💜 Today marks 30 years since intersex activists protested in Boston for recognition and bodily autonomy. We honor their history and support intersex people's right to informed consent and decisions about their own bodies. #IntersexAwarenessDay #LGBTQ
I'm sorry, what? "retired steam engineer"?? How old is this #midterm #election #candidate for #california #assembly? Also "Another reason to vote for me is for experience I lack." (further down) "What's your biggest weakness?" "Oh, my biggest weakness is that I'm not like the other guy."
OMG. I forgot all about this TV Show! www.youtube.com/watch?v=vw5c...
The Story of Monsters (1988-1991)
YouTube video by Layton Eversaul
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Was watching a #BTS video of #Poltergeist (the #movie) and saw that the family's house had a eerily familiar architecture and layout to my house @gothichills.com After some...uh...digging... there's a reason: It was built by the same contractor...Griffin Homes.
Forgive my #rant , but: Websites don't work anymore. 5+ years ago, I didn't have this problem: 4 out of 5 major corp websites (Grocery, banks, major health group, etc.) are constantly having errors, or random non-functional glitches. All. The. Time. And they load slowly and clunky.
My brain is so fried. And I haven't even done a life of drugs to get here. 😭
I can never tell if someone is flirting with me or just being super extra nice. The only context clue I had is that he didn't seem to be SUPER extra nice to everyone.
This senile old man #dog (who's completely deaf now.) Decided at 3:00 AM that the house was surrounded by murderers & would not stop barking on high alert. We patrolled the whole house, growling @ every door, til finally he found that the treat treasure was safe, had one and went to sleep.
BIG BIG LOVE to my team who danced their butts off today at the #OCPride parade. You looked awesome!
