if The Big Lebowski came out today the line would be "Fuck it, Dude. Let's go do a mythic raid" or something like that
"God made man in his image. You were printed on a machine with a jammed metaphysical cartridge." hah, yeah
barenuckelavee.bsky.social@barenuckelavee.bsky.social · 2d agoAnother blog post, this time it's troika backgrounds barenuckelavee.bearblog.dev/troika-backg...
The computer can’t improve on you… because computer could never dream of you
When your dog drinks a normal amount of water: “Aw, she was THIRSTY!!”
Paying $45 to crank the Lovense on the Lindt Master Chocolatier
An apple just fell on my head and all i invented was a new swear word
I also do not wish to be buried in a pet sematary [sic] but I think there’s a very small chance of that happening so I’m not worried about it.
pulled over by police. cop approaches my window. after an eternity of gruff silence, he speaks. "son" he says, veteran sheriff patience. "son..you know how much fun you were having back there?" I look up. a sparkle in his eye. he grins. we lock arms, press our foreheads together, howling like wolves
Playing retail WoW for the first time in more than a decade and what even is most of this shit
Baywatch but it’s Hudson Bay and they’re all Labrador Retrievers
Making a mental list of all the companies who couldn’t be bothered to email me on my birthday, but who now think it’s totally fine to reach out about 9/11.
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New Clown Theories 2026. What are the current theories on clowns? Clown mystery
My "Beef: Real Food for Real People" hat has people asking a lot of questions already answered by the hat.
salad bar ham cubes@flangy.bsky.social · 2w agoIn America, the "default food" is beef.
FYI your kid is over here. FYI my kid is being mean to your kid. FYI I’m starting a band with your kid.