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@turnip4wut.bsky.social

they/he/it - 25 - artist, musician, videoer - AI/NFT/TERFS/PROSHIPS BUZZ OFF - beancoloredgrass dot nekoweb dot org for commissions - i guess i'm here now

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turnip@turnip4wut.bsky.social · last mo.

wanna get smeared with your tv-headed """""roommate""""" but he doesn't have any external mouth parts to hit the penjamin? not a problem anymore with this one simple trick! (based on a conversation me and my bf had recently) #smg4 #mrpuzzles

Image 1: Mr. Puzzles from SMG4 looking inquisitively at a rectangular device with a little nubbin sticking out the top of it. Description: AV dongle of Fuck You It Works. Contains basically a zip bomb of temp files meant to override the processor just enough for a level of function equivalent to intoxication for a short period of time. Intensity is adjustable via the dial on the side. Image 2: Puzzles clicking the nubbin into the underside of his monitor, screen displaying a VHS tracking bar. Description: Once the dial is adjusted to one's liking, plug it into the AV adapter on your television set. The process should begin automatically, but do not immediately remove it unless you change your mind at the last minute about wanting your TV to be high lol. Image 3: As Puzzles removes the dongle, steam exits from his vents and the eyes on his monitor are fuzzy and pink. There's a slight glitchy vignetting around the perimeter of the monitor itself. Description: Effects include but are not limited to fuzzy red eyes, staticky low-res screen not unlike VHS generation loss, lowered frame rate, steam coming out of vents, crackly audio, etc. Looks different for every set. Puzz is just a lightweight.
turnip@turnip4wut.bsky.social · 9mo ago

i promise i'm still making the kevman doujin, but i've been afflicted with The Horrors as of late which has put a major damper on doing much of anything that isn't crying. in the meantime, i thought it'd be a good time to whip this out bc oomf said my boy voice is "too good". #huntertheparenting

Phil Plait@philplait.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Measles was eliminated in the US in 2000. Gone, with the exception of international travelers bringing it back in and causing small outbreaks. But now it's roaring back — it's incredibly contagious — thanks to guess who. Guess who! Yup. Anti-vaxxers.

NBC News@nbcnews.com · 11mo ago

More than 120 people have contracted measles in a community along the Arizona and Utah border, officials say. NBC News’ Erika Edwards details why the area is seeing a surge in cases — and how it’s spreading to touristy spots.

isaac@sevier.io · 11mo ago

I'm starting to see multiple threads where bluesky folks are trying to raise money for their local food banks because of the shutdown of SNAP starting November 1... can we get a thread going for people to find each other? Drop your link and put your city in front, let's coordinate city by city!

alpha @omarsbigsister.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Backed by the Heritage Foundation and Big Tech, KOSA will force everyone to upload their ID to access the internet. In an age when Palantir has direct ties to ICE, where technofascists are in power and want to eliminate and censor everything, we CANNOT allow KOSA to pass. It NEEDS mass pushback.

Fight for the Future@fightforthefuture.org · 11mo ago

🚨‼️As of yesterday KOSA is at 64 cosponsors with @vanhollen.senate.gov + @kim.senate.gov - who claim to support LGTBQ+ rights but are clearly okay with supporting legislation that’ll censor us off the internet- newly signed on. You know what to do: www.stopkosa.com

Gracu ✨🌈@prismagic.bsky.social · 11mo ago

LEGALLY YOU SHOULD BE SENDING INVOICES FOR GOODS AND SERVICES. IF YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS ON PAYPAL DO NOT USE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU ARE NOT SAFE, YOUR CLIENT IS NOT SAFE. THIS IS A FORM OF TAX EVASION. YOU SHOULD BE USING INVOICES.

StargazerKG 🌠🐉 Stellar Dragoon Vtuber@stargazerkg.bsky.social · 11mo ago

Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions. Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail. Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos. Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.