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asking a dermatologist how to properly store my weewee at night
a joke i love to make at doctors offices and the such is "it's not my money anyway" (my mom pays lol)
Puppy girls are not property, they are responsibilities.
crossing my arms cuz the first time playing this i got the fuckin emblem off and my opponent had the poison etali :| fuck offfffff
okay got a mythic drop n crafted her for funsiessss πππ gonna try out using her as commander in a pillowfort type deck that attempts to gain immortality one way or the other.
how do i not know of every single annoying white card on arena atp!! the front side is a 5 cost board removal artifact and it only costs 5 and an artifact craft to flip.
just periodically thinking about the needle piercing my skin and cringing.
i mute the video when tommy talarico says gaming racists cuz its too cringe
ngl if my blood work comes out fine and dandy ima fuckin scream cuz I'll feel like im crazy lmao
when an autistic guy looks you straight in the eye like ποΈπποΈ its amore
you know what, all the ingredients are there in magic the gatherings in universe for this art to exist atp. and this is only partially cope. like that could be an edge of eternities planeswalker or sumn.
also holy shit i never considered the implications of this card. Heliod is dead and people was worshipping an effigy of Elspeth. So maybe the fuckin white god replacement will be a fuckin ANGEL!!! ENCHANTMENT CREATURE ANGELS PLZ PLZ PLZ SUPER TUTORABLE.
lmfao deification would be so flavorful.
the ascension will come when everyone starts being nice to me
By your mid 30s all of your problems should involve bullies. Financially you should be on solid ground by then.
okay got a mythic drop n crafted her for funsiessss πππ gonna try out using her as commander in a pillowfort type deck that attempts to gain immortality one way or the other.
clocking out at the being right all the time factory. very tired.