"... her eyes grey as the sea were hard and fell, and yet tears gleamed in them. a sword was in her hand, and she raised her shield against the horror of her enemy's eyes." original character acount for hastwyn, shieldmaiden of rohan. written by hallion. admin is 21+. MDNI / MVRP 18+

𝑻𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉 𝒊𝒇 𝑰’𝒎 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒕𝒂𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒖𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒐 𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒎𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒕 𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒍𝒍

Hm.... What should she do today?

“Good. Proud. I am scary space monster. You are leaky space blob” 🪨: 18+ for darker themes (sometimes) 🪨: Open to most interactions. But don’t be gross. I’m a rock. 🪨: Written by Bumblebee 🪨: I’m open to tagging in stuff. But DM for plots.

♇ᡣ𐭩 Gonna be fr, unless you have a consistent aesthetic and/or writer tag, people will not know who you are. Either be upfront and consistent or stop following people, especially if you have issues with the others in their friendgroup.

A damn, throbbing headache with exhaustion seeping in... Ugh, she needs more alcohol.

Hopefully he hasn't smoked the whole batch!

pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social · 3w ago

Yes. Hopefully…. He’s most likely smoking some delicious Longbottom Lead right now! Without me!

Hopefully soon.

pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social · 4w ago

I do wish I could find my kinsman Merry…

Perhaps we should get you another companion as well...

pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social · 4w ago

Oh!! Oh yes! Well. I’m quite pleased.

You. Your my hobbit companion now.

pippin took / rp account@peregrinusfool.bsky.social · 4w ago

You have a hobbit? Who might that be?

Yeah, something was definitely wrong-. Reaching a hand out, she gently placed it on his shoulder as she glanced over him. "May I check to see if you have a fever? I have not heard of this Can... Ada? Place you speak of, nor of this Barbay."

⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.@beaching-off.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Elven ..is in Canada, right? I LOVE Canadians. Maple syrup all the way! You know I never did meet Canadian Barbie.. or Ken. I wonder if he likes beach.." He was suddenly lost in thought, contemplating a meetup with the two — his stare somewhere distant & yet his eyes sparkled.

"Cuban... Cuba?" Is he just making stuff up or what-. "It's an elven name, you know... From an elven home? Are you okay? Do you have a fever?" He's genuinely was starting to concern her with how he was acting. "You're talking weirdly."

⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.@beaching-off.bsky.social · 4w ago

Eyes narrowed at the strange name .. he had to take a few minutes to profess that. "Alien-urinal. I'm sure that's a lovely name .. Is that Cuban? I'd like to go to Cuba. I bet Barbie's gone to Cuba.. of course she has..!! Ahem. Totally cool meeting whatever it is you are."

I like the little men. I have a hobbit, now I need another.

I think the other is Fili or something, the hobbit wooer is some dwarven king.

ʙᴏғᴜʀ@dwarvishtoymaker.bsky.social · 4w ago

Well that doesn't sound right. Only one I know who's ever wooed an elf is Kili. And I dunno who's been wooing a hobbit.

Well, there's you, two young ones who've wooed the young women under the employment of the Mirkwood king, and the one who flirts with a hobbit.

ʙᴏғᴜʀ@dwarvishtoymaker.bsky.social · 4w ago

Yes! . Wait, army?

Another tiny man dwarf. The army of them grows.

𝙸 𝚠𝚒𝚜𝚑 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍.

What the fuck is Ken-? "Riiiiight... I'm not sure if I want to ask more questions or what, but a pleasure to meet you Ken," she said, nodding her head slowly as he spoke before holding out her hand. "I'm Aelin-uial, but I go by Aelin." Maybe he's a crazed wizard?

⋆˚✿˖° —— 𝐊𝐄𝐍.@beaching-off.bsky.social · 4w ago

"Elf? No, I'm just Ken. Stereotypical Ken — Well, no. I guess now I'm human? Which is really not as fun as I thought it was going to be. I have to make my own food, everything is so much harder, and no one says 'Hi, Ken!' when I go out."

♇ᡣ𐭩 Do I post another bandwagon while witnessing Ken-

Evade these complicated feelings and the countless illnesses carved into these hands, these eyes

They’re expressing quite a bit of disgust for us.

♇ᡣ𐭩 *staring into the camera like the office* I think my bluesky hates giving me Pyro and Spooky notifs

Slow, sluggish blinkking... Perhaps she drank too much after all.

Keep a close eye on the evil intent lurking within

Oh... What a lovely dream it is. Hm... Maybe one day it will be true.

As I lovingly nurture this vision of a future like a fairy tale, with you and me, smiling together, I must keep going these hurtful arguments that always end in a draw, just so I can delay the true end a little more.