Dom’s brattish behaviour my highlight so far.

Ah well, welcome back Reds.

Apologies to everyone in AU2 for being a living nightmare today. Sitting down has never suited me.

I actually quite enjoy spending my summer completely ignoring transfer nonsense. More people should try it, it’s refreshing.

A very merry Liverpool Football Club 13+ Members Day Sale to you, your kinsfolk, and acquaintances.

Who's washed now?

Whenever I hear anything about Jeremy Jacquet. youtu.be/pYFJc-msLfM?...

The Mighty Boosh - Jean-Claude Jacquettie (Live DVD)

YouTube video by goingmissing

youtu.be

At least we don’t have to listen to wonderwall.

I said maybe.

Being Welsh and Argentina being awful pricks on the whole, I don’t really have a skin in this game. Can they both lose?

I’m calling it now… penalties.

I will never understand why people set fireworks off in the day.

It continues to blow my mind, on a daily basis, that some people don’t have their phones on silent. I don’t care for your dings.

I woke up at 5 with the intention of running 4k, because I’m insane… but gladly I’m sane enough to realise there’s literally no air outside.

UK Prime Minister becoming national service, like being in the Sugababes everyone gets a go

I did my best

Signed someone have we? Stolen them from Newcastle HAVE WE? Before BREAKFAST HAVE WEEEE?

Aw Okay Say No More Reaction

ALT: Aw Okay Say No More Reaction

static.klipy.com

Just to remind everyone, you don’t have to mourn this cunt.

I really hope we get to see the same faultless medal giving technique employed tonight as we saw with the Europa.

CAN YOU HEAR ME ANNE HATHAWAY

Has anyone ever actually watched Arsenal play and then thought to themselves, "Do you know what? I will visit Rwanda." #UCL

One of the nicest stories I’ve read all year. This is how we beat them. Solidarity forever ❤️ www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

‘Bigger and better than ever’: how Durham Pride beat Reform’s funding axe with help from the miners

Solidarity between LGBTQ+ people and unions has saved an event denied ‘a single penny’ of council money

theguardian.com

Stevie G’s big new sponsorship deal with Lucozade working out nicely I see.

It COULD be a tactical cramp Fletch, who knows…

Engage Haramball

I can feel sad and relieved at the same time about Slot, grey area emotions are allowed, despite what social media tells you. I will say though, I’m not sure how any manager would have dealt with such a tragedy last summer. Be better to each other, have a bit more grace.

I’m not into a 5pm KO, it feels weird.

NATHANIEL CLYNE IS STILL AT PALACE

I really like Villa and Emery, and Meatball McGinn. Fair fucking fucks. Go win the big vase.

I can simultaneously not be having a nice time and also not enjoy booing or people being childish pricks on and offline about football. I’m tired and have lost any ability to be arsed with this. That’s a bigger problem for LFC.