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Bryan Blessed

@bryb.bsky.social

Lapsed Glaswegian / born again Berliner. "The hottest new reggae act of 1987" ⭐⭐ Daily Mail "Pogs were the original NFTs" ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Financial Times "Sent from my Blackberry®" ⭐⭐⭐ Pravda https://mixcloud.com/BryanBlessed

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Bryan Blessed@bryb.bsky.social · 11h ago

It was the stupidest of times, it was the dumbest of times, it was the age of idiocy, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of oh mate, it was the epoch of FFS, it was the season of brainwrongery, it was the season of arseholes, it was the spring of oh dear, it was the winter of *shrugs*.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 13h ago

NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman on rockets crashing into the moon: "It's not a big deal right now. The moon has clearly seen better days."

Bryan Blessed@bryb.bsky.social · 17h ago

Apropos of nothing in particular: yes, sometimes satire is purposefully and necessarily cruel, but it doesn't then follow that being purposefully cruel is necessarily satire.

Bryan Blessed@bryb.bsky.social · yesterday

Mrs Google is *still* promising me an imminent thunderstorm but there's fucking nothing?! Not a single damp, electrified sausage! What the fuck, Dresden and Prague? Quit hogging all the good stuff! I need a bit of heat relief here!

The current weather radar. Shite all in the vicinity of Berlin but Dresden and Prague are having a right old time.
Bryan Blessed@bryb.bsky.social · 2d ago

Seeing the heartfelt defences of Liddle from those few brave souls prepared to peer over the parapet to defend their friend, I've had to think again about my initial reaction. So it is then, that after a great deal of soul-searching and solomn contemplation, I now realise I was right; he was a cunt.

Bryan Blessed@bryb.bsky.social · 2d ago

You know how if the ravens leave the Tower of London, the monarchy will fall and the Kingdom will be beset by disaster? What happens if André Rieu isn't on Sky Arts? That's surely a harbinger of some manner of far worse calamity?

Bryan Blessed@bryb.bsky.social · 3d ago

I love the Summer of '76 patter. "It was hot a couple of times when I was younger so the climate crisis doesn't exist" is no more compelling an argument than "There's leftover pizza in my fridge so famine doesn't exist", boomers.

Tim Bale@timbale.bsky.social · 3d ago

Fact for those arguing with grandad/ma. "Our research illustrates this vividly. When we recreated the atmospheric conditions of the 1976 UK heatwave under today’s climate, peak temperatures were around 3-4°C higher. The weather pattern was the same; the climate in which it occurred had changed."