Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien, RN
@twogreenparrots.bsky.social
Right now I'm a freshman in my 4th year at UCLA but my goal is to become a veterinarian because I love children -Earth Girls Are Easy
if your government software looks like this, it will never break, never need replacement, and will work on every computer since we landed on the moon
onekade@onekade.bsky.social · 15h agoThis is not a joke. This is a screenshot of the actual case management software used by Massachusetts' 11 District Attorneys. Must-read work here by @nasser.wiki nasser.blog/dial-up-just...
KFC announces their frontier-class model briefly escaped its sandbox and attempted to exfiltrate the 27 herbs and spices
Lets give it up for corn's favorite snake... The corn snake!!
I heard “inshallah and the creek don’t rise” the other day.
Good on you if you've reached this point in life without having been cornered and talked at by someone who has done enough blow to stun a horse but you're getting the experience at every Altman press event, this is what it sounds like.
I've taken microbiology but my mother is Cajun and as a result I just assume if I die from my food I was too weak to pass my genes along anyway.
logicbutton@logicbutton.bsky.social · 12h ago[To any couple] so which one of you has taken microbiology and which one of you will eat anything
Here’s the latest stop motion animation from my Tiny Angry Witch team. (I’m the writer, I can’t take credit for the animating!) It’s one of our longest, and it nearly drove us all mad, but we’re really proud of getting it made! 1 x Tiny Angry Witch 1 x broom No AI
Due to popular request... the oscilloscope can produce mind-boggling effects 2.0 (Kiwi edition)
May May the Nard@maymaythenard.bsky.social · 2d agoPlease please please.. we need the Kiwi
Stop making me aware will stencil exists I blocked him ages ago this is torture
QRP with your most popular piece on Bluesky! Y'all really like ptarmigans, huh? 🪶🎨
Samantha Mash@samanthamash.bsky.social · yesterdayChecked only back a year or two, but this seems to be my most popular piece here which is so bittersweet. People loved Seti, and he is still very missed
"Heeeey Becky I'm here! Back door was unlocked I figured I'd come in and put the cheesecake in the fridge!" "Omg Veronica hi! Glad you could make it! I'm just in the basement finding the decorations!"
DoctorTheopolis@drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 2d agoUltima Underworld: The Stygian Abyss Cover Art by Denis R. Loubet
Hey, go buy this amazing bundle. Not only are there a lot of amazing games (some with fishing minigames), but also it's for one of the best causes one could ask for in this industry. Help people help people. itch.io/b/3802/game-...
Game industry hardship fund by Necrosoft Games and 109 others
Game industry hardship fund: 127 items for $10.00
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Eurogamer@eurogamer.bsky.social · 3d agoIndie game bundle saving buyers over $1,000 in support of laid off developers has raised over $100,000 in three days www.eurogamer.net/indie-game-b...
If this looks almost too perfect to be true then that is because it is. Rather than a full size corset, this is a miniature #1890s version likely used as a sales tool, proving that the commodification of perfection is an age old strategy #FIDMMuseum #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
The unrepentantly flatulent
They have that "Kitten thinks of nothing but murder all day" energy, because they really are cute little vicious predators. I can recommend @saskajanet.bsky.social for interesting nature photos!
Loggerhead Shrikes Living Up to Their Names as Butcher Birds
Loggerhead Shrikes, nicknamed “butcher birds” because of their unique habit of impaling prey on sharp thorns, twigs, or even barbed wire.
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Spreadsheets are bi-coded and I will not accept questions or comments on this statement.
“Generations of us have enjoyed driving out to this secluded little perch for sucking face, and now this giant corporation wants to make it some sort of growth investment,” said longtime Fredericktown resident Diane Moseley
Small Town’s Make-Out Point Purchased By Multinational Make-Out Conglomerate
FREDERICKTOWN, MO—In a move many residents of this tight-knit community say jeopardizes the beloved scenic hideaway, a multinational make-out conglomerate announced Tuesday that it had purchased the s...
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Green cheeks are proof that birds remember in their DNA that they were once dinosaurs and they are SO FUCKING ANGRY that they aren't predators anymore.
𝔹𝕣𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕗𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 🔜 AnthrosNYC@brushfeather.art · 2d agoYou walk into Brushfeather's office. "Watch your feet." ??? She taps the sign hanging above: #parrotSky
This guy is so cool… shoulder fur pattern, excellent foreground and background, ponderous expression looking to the side… bros on a quest
Doing some art on a Sunday afternoon
There is something about early #1910s silhouettes that I find deeply appealing. It might be the frequent asymmetry or the elongated skirts with the the directoire bustline. Or the sharp detailing perhaps. Whatever it is, I like it a lot. Blue velvet c1913 #thekyotocostumeinstitute #FashionHistory 🗃️🪡
airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
friend: what's the difference between entertainment art folks and illustrators? me: entertainment artists will draw a minion without complaint. illustrators will complain about having to draw a minion
