Two Minutes To Late Night
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heavy metal talk show. Find our cover songs/merch/patreon/tiktok/everything at twominutestolatenight.com
want to feel old? balloons boy is 22 years old. and he is still up there in that balloons
Perfect for getting stained with space blood, cum, and boogers during the Gwar set. Catch us all month with the scumdogs of the universe.
Posses-Stans sound off. The official video for “Burn For It” starring Alexis Krauss going through Isabelle Adjani’s entire madness spiral from “Possession” in 6 minutes is out right now. Watch it on FANGORIA dot com www.fangoria.com/blood-vultur...
In celebration of the release of his debut album, The Master wishes to share with you the official music video for Die Close. It is heavily inspired by 1987 vampire cinema and features guest vocals from Stephen Brodsky, Emily Lee, Gina Gleason, and Kristin Hayter youtu.be/e7hoNtWF--s?...
Behold the dawn of “Grey Mourning.” the second single from The Master’s debut LP “Die Close” (coming June 27th.) Listen/watch the piece in full to hear additional guitar compositions from Jade Puget of AFI lnk.to/BloodVulture
Had a dream I was in a foot race with Mark Whalberg. Who’d win in a race me or Mark Whalberg?
Guy at the show last night: “hey what’s your shirt??” The shirt:
I have a new band @bloodvulture.bsky.social and we just put out our first single. Check it out if you like Type O Negative, AIC, Crowbar, practical horror effects, and Tales From The Crypt youtu.be/DwMOaqOIsxE
Blood Vulture "A Dream About Starving To Death" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Pure Noise Records
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The Master wishes to share with you “A Dream About Starving to Death,” the first single from Blood Vulture’s debut LP “Die Close” coming June 27th.
It is time, our debut single just dropped Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/4y9Cze... Apple: music.apple.com/us/album/a-d...
Everyone say hi to my band’s new social media intern, “Montague.” Welcome to “The Blood Vault.” @bloodvulture.bsky.social
The real reason I like Trek better than Wars is because they used the backwards KoЯn Я that one time.
That new Kenny Omega entrance song giving youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY
Jack Sparrow (feat. Michael Bolton)
YouTube video by thelonelyisland
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After this performance, I think we can all agree that Conan needs to be officially reinstated as Tonight Show host and Jimmy Fallon and Jay Leno should be sentenced to clean trash out of the ocean for the rest of their lives.
Temple Of Doom is the best Indiana Jones movie, the only problem is Steven Spielberg forgot to cast Cher in it. Every scene could be exactly the same but if it’s Cher instead of Kate as “Willie” it works. Cher singing anything goes. Cher putting perfume on an Elephant. That thing wins best picture.
What’s the funniest amount of money? I think I am leaning towards $45.
Hot take: ET is adorable. That’s my boy right there. Me and my friends woulda killed that dude who said he and his friends would have killed ET with hammers with hammers I can tell you that much.
S/O to the freaks The Callous Daoboys and Imperial Triumphant. Daoboys sound like my mom frantically switching radio stations and IT sounds like if you melted Altars of Madness and a Henry Threadgill Zooid record into one album and then smashed it with a xylophone yet both bands are popular ahh hell