the 2026 sideline new era caps are pretty slick ngl. wish i could wear hats

i think we should take a cue from the cult in midsommar, and have everyone just jump off a cliff at 72

Clara Jeffery@clarajeffery.bsky.social · 2d ago

Pilots have to retire at 65. FEderal law enforcement officers, 57 (with some extensions to 60.) Surely we can agree that people over the age of—70? 75?—should not be allowed to run for federal office.

It’s hard to explain but tv was better when you couldn’t watch the show you wanted whenever you wanted to watch it and most of the shows were worse and the TVs were worse and the entire experience was worse, that’s when it was better

watching the mariners game score via my phones notification bar

finally gave in at 30% off and got BG3 for $42. which is about 4x what i ever want to pay for a video game. but if i get a couple hundred hours of playtime out of it, it'll be a fair deal. my forst character is a halfling rogue, urchin background. named pigpoopballs.jpg

if you don't support trans people you aren't human

standing at the outfield bar at a minor league baseball game where a Trump voter is drunk and loudly complaining about democratic socialism, and I finally look over and this guy has literally pissed his basketball shorts. It's dripping lol

fucka sucka ding dong

Sarah Z@sarahz.bsky.social · 7d ago

Your pet magically gains the ability to perfectly understand your human language for the length of one sentence. You can say one sentence to your pet, and they will understand your meaning and retain the information forever. After that, they will go back to only speaking pet. What do you say?

an amazing game in so many ways. characters, world, combat, story, all absolutely nails. but some of the most boring and tedious level design ever – no exploration, no grinding, no sidequests.. just one big long complicated hallway. still, hits everywhere else. great homage to the era-genre 8.5/10

the most important piece of literature in my radicalization journey. must read

F-Antithesis@f-antithesis.bsky.social · last wk.

Its almost like someone wrote a book called 'the jungle' and we learned stuff. Then decades later, decided to unlearn stuff.

anybody know what this patch is of the fist holding a hammer? are our seahawks communist sympathizers (laudatory) now

serj tankian and its not remotely close

Nanoraptor@nanoraptor.danamania.com · 2w ago

You suddenly get a narrator describing your life and there’s no way to turn it off - everyone can hear it. While shopping, at work, at home, with friends - the voice narrating your every move goes on. Who do you hope is the voice of this narrator?

don't know who needs to hear this but chewy has half off flea meds of all kinds right now if you start a new autoship. $80 max off but its per order, so if you need multiple products just split it into multiple orders and get the discount multiple times

his point is that the hypothetical superabundance of the AI and robot-powered future will make all goods and services cheap and abundant, which in turn will make people not care about money... yet he himself already lives in superabundance and is very much still in capital accumulation mode

over 100 degrees today and AQI of 160. no matter how far away i get from bakersfield, i always end up in bakersfield.

if you have friends and family who have right-leaning worldviews but are also fans of conspiracy theories in general — the most effective, radicalizing question i've been asking them lately is, "what do all the worst people in the world agree on?" the answer is capitalism. it's always capitalism.

made it all the way to the grocery store in my slippers. not even high just didnt notice

the most painful spot to get a tattoo is, officialy, the lower phalanges, from cuticle to second knuckle. I've done all the other spots: kneecaps & elbows, throat, armpit, even the webbing between fingers (which was the prior worst). this was a different level; not even the same kind of pain.

I don't clean my air fryer. Just dump it out after each use and then whatever sticks around gets to join the next meal. currently eating garlic parmesan green beans with bits of overcooked teriyaki marinade. whatever i make next will have a little parmigiano reggiano in it. the circle of life

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

the old people are dying, the young people struggle to be born; now is the time of childless millenials

a near-perfect little game. does exactly what it sets out to do – creates a small (but dense), magical little world, with simple mechanics but great platforming, level & puzzle design, and a cute little story that yes did make me cry a little. still, loses a point for being french. 9/10

seattle style. we should put cream cheese and grilled onions on more things

The Imminence Of A Revelation Which Does Not Occur@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4w ago

quote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers

the highway system. drivers suck, but i will forever love and appreciate being able to drive my personal motor vehicle from one side of the country to the other and back at my own pace. even if that pace is 130mph.

Crystal Fleming クリスタル@alwaystheself.bsky.social · last mo.

Since it’s our 250th anniversary and I’ll probably never ask this again: What’s your #1 favorite thing about the United States?

movie idea: john wick doing a lap around his neighborhood and shooting all of his neighbors that are out setting off fireworks and scaring his dog

my most unpopular opinion, by far, is that bread and butter pickles are a million times better than dill

if we replaced the entire Democratic Party with about 40 people who have ever had a real job we would have a better shot at keeping the right wing from destroying the country

been hitting my fiber and protein goals recently. and farting in ways ive never farted before.