Tessera

This would fix me.

An Obvious Plant satire product: Therapy Sword.

This Therapy Sword by Anxiety Wolf grants +10 health. "Why spend hundreds of dollars in a therapist when you can just swing a cool sword around for a while?" says the wolf. It's fun, effective, and cool AF.

Recommended use: Swing Therapy Sword as needed to reduce stress, boost mood, and increase self-esteem.
For enhanced results:
· Charge sword in moonlight
· Make wolf noises while using
· Buy 2 swords for dual-blade combat

The wolf asks the warrior "How are you feeling?" and he replies "Much better thank you Anxiety Wolf."

Remember the "high five, up high, down low, too slow" thing? My almost six-year-old just hit us with "up in heaven, six seven" and I'm both disgusted and a little bit impressed. These kids just keep innovating on old classics.

Tynan@tynansdtm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Two ravens

Things I've seen in the parking lot at work: A raven pick up an entire pigeon corpse and fly away.

🔥🗡️ MoriBlu 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛🐈🐾@moriblu.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Constant companion. Anti-shadow. No personal space.

My fluffy white cat, seen from the side, perched on the arm of the couch next to me.

The struggle is real! 🐾🐈‍⬛

Decided to even out my watch tan by getting a bracelet tan on the other side. This is after less than a week!

My hairy wrist. I've shifted my rainbow silicone Love Is Love bracelet further up my wrist to reveal the pale skin hiding beneath it.

Spice8Rack @spice8rack.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Any of my reading friends use StoryGraph? Add me, I'm trying to use it more. app.thestorygraph.com/profile/tyna...

app.thestorygraph.com

Big up @scryfall.com 💞🏳️‍⚧️ ✊ Support Trans Rights in the UK: goodlawproject.org/donate/

The Scryfall front page which has a banner of queer characters/scenes. Above is a link to the Good Law Project listed as "Support Trans Rights in the UK". Spice has drawn a bunch of hearts & flair around the link in the colours of the trans pride flag

@goblin-gourmand.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Just spent an hour and a half on hold with Service Canada, heard a human's voice, told them I was turning the volume up, and then the call ended. I am full of rage.

a turtle sitting on top of a fence post with the "did sephiroth do this?" meme text

Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Skyforge Steel Pitchfork of Gaslighting

Things I've seen in the parking lot at work: A raven pick up an entire pigeon corpse and fly away.

Tynan@tynansdtm.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I underestimated how many people would appreciate the intersection of early 2000s culture.

For the three other people that will find this funny.

What appears to be an in-game screenshot from Morrowind (2002) in a first-person perspective. A low-polygon man with long hair, a black band T-shirt that says "Tool" and blue jeans squats in a river in the rain. At the top of the screen is the subtitles "No. The frequencies hit different in here." At the bottom of the screen is the quest dialogue "Objective failed: Convince Tool fan to leave the water (0/1)." Behind the man are massive leafy trees and mushrooms, and a flying pterodactyl creature. The river fades into the foggy distance. Also at the bottom of the screen, slightly cropped out are the standard HUD elements: the health, magicka, and stamina bars, the equipped item slot (currently empty) and the player character's raised gloved right hand.

𝓔𝓻𝓲𝓷∘₊✧˚ 🌺 🌱🦋@astrokittycat.bsky.social · 3mo ago

For the three other people that will find this funny.

Metalhead Ronin - 🍃🍕🎮🍄🤟🏻@metalheadronin.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Metallica Lamb of God Ozzy Osbourne Rob Halford Rise Against Opeth Mastodon Tool Queens of the Stone Age Alestorm This was hard, I haven't been to very many concerts.

Introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live: Iron Maiden Enslaved Powerman 5000 ERRA Allegaeon Septicflesh At the Gates Chevelle Fear Factory Trivium

Fresh haircut for my interview next week.

This morning I asked my almost-3-year-old "How did you sleep?" and he replied "I just closed my eyes!"

Chocobo🐥Ska🎺Paradise🎉@chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Post your favorite Final Fantasy character (wrong answers only)

goofy from mickey mouse clubhouse is sitting on a bed holding a pumpkin .

Alt: Goofy from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse is dancing

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Post your favorite Final Fantasy character (wrong answers only)