Nick Stone

@typejunky.bsky.social

Traffic island castaway. https://www.invisibleworks.co.uk/

Standard UK measurements: 1. Wales (various, quite large things) 2. A football pitch (wildfires etc) 3. A Rizla (quite thin) 4. A gnat's cock (small tolerances) 5. A knob of butter 6. Dollop (a splodge, e.g cream) 7. A country mile (seems longer than a mile) 8. Jiffy (couple of secs)

Watching the 1979 All Quiet on the Western Front. The one with Ernest Borgnine, Jon boy Walton, Donald Pleasance and Mr Branson from Grange Hill. Have to say I still think it’s the best, most faithful version. Much as I love the others obviously.

If any hackers out there want to fuck over the soulless book killers by messing with their servers, become a hero, go for it. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

If I were ever in a position to make a film of anything I’ve written, there are various roles I’d like Marc Warren to do. There’s something quite odd about him.

The last photo of Boo. Lost her today. She’s been the house queen for 9 years, a proper ginger personality. She’s been ill for a while, the treatments stopped working, so she had a final week of no special diet and eating whatever she liked and being totally over-fussed.

A ginger cat. One of the best. My last photo of her this morning.

Burnham should tax anyone who land banks. Any property left empty by private equity or developers, suddenly becomes much less attractive. Then push to develop them as social housing. It would also lift derelict areas too. Three birds, one stone.