Tyrex Kyuris

@tyrexkyuris.bsky.social

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Maybe I’m just one lifelong fan but man I was really hoping the Nintendo Direct would announce that my childhood dog was coming back from a farm upstate and my dad loved me. Really shitty of them to not meet my expectations as a fan. Again.

An entire bottle of soda after every workout? Yeesh. Hopefully Pea is able to out-exercise his appetite... Art by PeachieSheepie over at Tumblr!

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To beat the heat, Pacato enjoyed a half-gallon of particularly delicious cookie dough ice cream from the new parlor that opened up, but didn't expect all that fresh cookie dough might start baking in the heat after he'd wolfed it down... Art by @keihound.bsky.social

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Drew greedily gulped down the last crumbs of his cake, stuffed to the brim, He sighs with great heft... However, he's presented himself nicely for Craddock, and you are what you eat... A birthday gift for @craddock.bsky.social! Our birthdays are a day apart, so we gotta give both dergs their reward

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