When looking at purchasing an authentic “from the 1980s” living room set, it’s important to ask the right questions. 🤣
Tyson
@tysont89.bsky.social
Husband and dad. Golden Girls super fan. Lana Del Rey and Dolly Parton fan, too. Car aficionado, ‘80s and ‘90s culture freak, and classic country music lover. Deconstructing Christian - not sure what all that entails yet, but we’ll find out. LGBTQ ally.
May 2019 on the left and August 2026 on the right. Damn. 🫠 Praise be for the GLP-1 helping me transform my relationship with food and exercise both. 115 lbs. gone and I’m not letting it come back, either.
Handed over $1,800.00 and picked up a Pontiac on this day 8 years ago. 56,080 miles then and 68,680 now. Been on lots of adventures and even won some trophies at car shows (yes, really). I love my RADwood-era ride! #cars
Apple got a $2.2 billion tariff refund. Amazon got $600 million. Trump is sending the "refunds" to the companies, not working people. Every single cent of these refunds should go back to American consumers.
Live look: Me in my cubicle at work right now as “Two of Hearts” by Stacey Q plays in my AirPods. 🕺
80s 90s Nightclub Dance
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You know what’s funny? My lil’ wimpy sedan has probably hauled more and been in the mud more than this truck, which I couldn’t see a speck of dust on. 😀 #cars
Wishing a “Happy Birthday” to Lisa Kudrow, who brought to life one of television’s most iconic characters of all-time (Phoebe Buffay). In fact, we might’ve named our daughter after said character. 😉 #lisakudrow #phoebebuffay
Someone said it was “Golden Girls Day.” Every day is that day to me, since they’re tattooed on my arm and all. 🤣💛 #goldengirls #thegoldengirls
YES HE IS - he is destroying the USA, one department by department. He is there only for HIM
She was flawed but she always came around in the end. #Blanche #BlancheDeveraux #TheGoldenGirls #GoldenGirls #RueMcClanahan
Blanche Devereaux Golden Girls Retro TV
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Name a character you'll always defend from the haters.
To probably no one’s surprise (given my main interests and overall aesthetic), I’m really getting into the music of the Pet Shop Boys as of late.
Me and the ‘Bird with my period-correct clothing. I found an app that cropped my recent selfie in the garage into a Polaroid-looking frame! 📸
Look closely, because you aren’t gonna see my baby this dirty/gross again anytime soon. #carsofbluesky #pontiac
Oh how the cultists used to cheer at his campaign rallies when he said this.
Taylor Farms got blamed for the shit lettuce. Because their lettuce tested positive for shit. 🤷🏻♂️ And then, their CEO flew to D.C. Now, they and the FDA have come out and said never mind, it’s not their fault. Really? But we couldn’t have Kamala, oh noooo. 🙄 #thisisdumb
Spongebob's Downright Ridiculous Reaction
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My wife and I watched the “Backrooms” movie last night and all I could think of was how the Backrooms themselves reminded me of the 1990s department store my mom would seem to shop for clothes in forever (while my childhood self was bored to tears). 😂 #backrooms
Show me a photo of you in the 90s. Here’s mine (not much has changed):
Show me a photo of you in the 90s. There’s a great story behind that necklace I’m wearing. It was a gift from Gwar.
See this account warning? #TikTok Got it because I jokingly asked if diarrhea lettuce would cause weight loss.