UberGoose
@ubergoose.bsky.social
hot gamer (sorry) Also lots of manga posts
I love dominos pizza and their app is mostly good, but it wanted to throw hands today The gist is that I have a free med 2 topping reward, so I add that to cart, then I added a 50% off med 4 topping, but it made that one be the reward with upcharge and put the 2 top at 50% off instead
I’m glad time has vindicated Sebulba. Everyone was so cruel to him because he “tried to kill a child” during the Boonta Eve Classic even though he was literally Darth Vader
look this might be my earth spirit stats but just fiddling with solomon in sandbox hurts my brain
i saw people anticipating that he would be earth spirit, and yeah man hes earth spirit as hell
solomon has exceeded my expectations for a hero made for freaks (complimentary)
Some of the ability/balance stuff I see people complaining about on the deadlock subreddit is so funny to me. These people would genuinely have a heart attack if you showed them practically any dota ability
Okay so with Solomon definitely being the next hero, they should straight up add a chess client into deadlock, it would be so funny if people used deadlock as an alternative to chesscom or lichess
when i sneeze, its either one and done or 400 sneezes that ends up making me lose my voice i am currently on sneeze 12 wish me luck
If someone really wanted to only play video games that appealed to them in an extremely narrow way, they still could do it without ai because there are a hundred new games out on steam every time you blink, just buy something that sounds fun for like $5
maybe i'm old fashion but the coolest thing about video games is being taken to new worlds that i hadn't thought up and experiencing something exciting that the artists behind the game want to show me
📢 Wheelie is excited to tell you the game is OUT NOW in Early Access! Pave Paradise and put up the Car Parks of your dreams TODAY. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/... 🙏 Thanks everyone for the support!
I just felt like looking up some of the freaks from the pod race in Star Wars episode 1 and the several I clicked on all survived being blown to smithereens? No they did not, dude. If you hit a rock going 200mph and leave behind only a fireball your ass is grass, man.
okay what psycho made a youtube video of melee infernus, why am i getting melee infernus players on my team
i once again survive an encounter with reheated rice
just ate some 5 day old reheated rice, the dice roll of the century or so ive heard
im da king of da rats babayyy (scrap grenade is way too strong lmao)
In case you thought "dude is the jerkoff hand gesture incarnate" wasn't a good enough reason to not buy the dude's games, get a load of this:
I gave Braid an A+ back in my press days. I spent 100s of hours working on The Witness at PlayStation, fighting for it, getting it into conferences, and being Jon's personal wrangler. I even coined "Metroidbrainia" after it. I will not be buying Order of the Sinking Star, and neither should you.
New “socialism is when _____” just dropped
Q: How do you define socialism personally? JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
"snowpiercer is trying to say that class societ-" WRONG, snowpiercer is saying that it even in the worst circumstances that it kicks ass to be on a train
It’s actually so fucked up that Naruto gets so boring and bloated by the end because there are just so many sick things going on in that story
just ate some 5 day old reheated rice, the dice roll of the century or so ive heard
played 1 baba game and if we didnt have a disconnecting/afk rat king for the first 10 minutes i think we could have won, but also i have no idea how to build this old crone
Haven’t drawn in months, but Baba canonically *allegedly* throwing a brick at the NYC mayor has inspired me I think
I think you could make a whole music career out of localizing “American Woman” to every other country on earth
Reading day 1 Baba takes because I know these dudes are just fully bypassing their brains. Simple stimulus in, reaction out. “Guys she steals like 200 spirit!!! Holy broken!!!” Yeah sure, what’s she gonna use it on? Her no scaling 1? Her 0.2 dps scaling 3?
okay i was busy when baba came out but now that ive read and fiddled with her a bit, she is basically deadlock's snapfire and that means she is my shit!!!!!!!