The hypnosis was supposed to get her to be my gf, keep up
USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11h agoWhat was that one gimmick even supposed to fix?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST@blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 11h agoGreen Grocers are in the pocket of 🇵🇰Big Islam 🇸🇦
onion person@junlper.beer · yesterdaysuspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile
Sometimes standing up to bullies doesnt work and they get celebrated
Baseball by BSmile@bsmile.bsky.social · yesterdayToday In 1993: 46-year-old Texas #Rangers pitcher Nolan Ryan takes care of business after Robin Ventura makes a bad decision to charge the mound after getting drilled by a fastball! #MLB #Legend #Baseball #History
Saying bloody mary three times in the mirror to get a rare chance of interviewing someone from the sixteenth century
Love to have desperately applied to a bunch of job listings when I got laid off and only get a perfunctory denials trickling in months later. I got one response that hired me almost immediately but a 98% ghosting rate is not inspiring confidence
You look so pretty in those Crocs ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳
The end of The Age of Napoleon podcast was just spoiled for me by The Count of Monte Cristo, what do you mean Napoleon lost and was sent to exile?
New town every hour@townsusa.bsky.social · 3d agoDacula, Georgia Pop: 6,350 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dacula,_Georgia Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=140497986 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=170487622 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=34096071
Making sure the painting videos I watch have a gentle hypnotic naration so I can nap on a lazy weekend like a golf broadcast
Mulder: What if the chef was some sort of giant aquatic arthropod; mutated and enlarged by tainted MSG Scully: Are you telling me a Shrimp fried this rice?
Chip bitney@fragboner.bsky.social · 4d ago
They should have brought back Monica Bellucci in a sequel to brotherhood of the wolf
Certified Hot Lady walking down the street. I dont have a chance with her. She gets into a Subaru. I definitely dont have a chance.
Guy who reads Emily Wilson’s translation to maximize the feminist lens 👍 Guy who reads Thomas Hobbes’ translation because he really liked Calvin and Hobbes as a kid 👍👍
I will be having the children’s tenders meal with water, and my date will have the surf and turf with a long island iced tea
I cant stop buying shit off TRVM and CYMPLG. I have become a shopping slut.
Kristi Yamaguccimane@wapplehouse.bsky.social · 6d agoI can’t stop buying shit off Depop and Poshmark. I have become a shopping slut.
Oh, Capt Aubrey, what big ears you have!” “The better to hear you with, my good doctor,” came the growling reply. “But, Jack, what big hands you have!” “The better to hug you with.” “But, Jack—what a terrible big mouth you have!” “The better to eat you with!”
A hilarious film. QAA was right to recommend it
If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do
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