Soften up a horror film: Rosemary’s Baby Carrots
Michael Feinberg@michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 6d agoSoften up a horror film: The Texas Pruning Saw Massacre
Matt Carson
@uncarsonable.bsky.social
I am a graphic arts professional. Park Slope dad, yo-yo trickist, bad movie connoisewer.
Michael Feinberg@michael-feinberg.bsky.social · 6d ago
Ruin a book by adding a word: Moby Dick Pic
Amyville Hoyrror@amyhoy.bsky.social · 4w agoRuin a book by adding a word: Naked Lunchables
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
Craig J. Clark@hoodedjustice.bsky.social · last mo.If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn't from Star Wars, Star Trek, Dr. Who, or Transformers.
I like yellow mustard and onions, but what’s really important is drinking root beer with it.
An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best@nataliereed84.bsky.social · 4mo agoquote post with thy preferred hot dog toppings so that thou may be judged by thy peers
You keep speaking to Mitch McConnell but he’s not replying. Why is that, Scott?
Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social · 4mo agoScott Jennings says he spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning.
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
Keith Phipps@kphipps3000.bsky.social · 6mo agoPick a Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.
Serif, sans, bold, italic, display, script
madeline odent@oldenoughtosay.com · 6mo agowhat are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
Ruin two bands by combining them …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dan
Joolia Ghoulia@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 10mo agoRuin two bands by combining them: Depeche Floyd (synth-soaked existentialism floating through a cosmic prism)
Make an Bond film casual The Guy With the Golden Gun
Sean T. Collins@seantcollins.com · 11mo agoQuantum of Soulcycle
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday, he would return to her.
Doktor Zoom@doktorzoom.bsky.social · 11mo agoAnd Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, has no mouth. And he must scream.
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, remembered a time of chaos, ruined dreams, this wasted land. But most of all, he remembered The Road Warrior. The man he called Max.
Space Witches, Esq.@popelizbet.bsky.social · 11mo agoAnd Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was somewhere in Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold.
Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Grinch
Kevin M. Kruse@kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11mo agoMother, Jugs & Grinch
Post a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the strike.
Starbucks Workers United@sbworkersunited.org · 12mo agoPost a bird to support @sbworkersunited.org and warn your followers not to buy Starbucks for the duration of the ULP strike.
You’re Taxation. I need you at Representation.
Jake_Vig@jakevig.bsky.social · 12mo agoYou're at Oates. I need you at Hall.
I too lost a Teen Vogue job in back in 2017 after they shuttered their print edition. I was very proud to have worked there.
Lex McMenamin (they/them)@lexmcmenamin.com · last yr.thank you for the outpouring of support! those of us laid off from Teen Vogue yesterday are now sharing our GoFundMe to help us cover our emergency expenses now that we've lost our incomes, as we get back on our feet.
Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with
Jason Bailey@jasondashbailey.com · last yr.Repost with a group you'd love to hang out with
If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers
Tony Serrata 🇺🇦@serrata.org · last yr.If you see this, quote post with a robot that isn’t from Star Wars, Star Trek, Doctor Who, or Transformers
