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Numbers 22:30 “the personality of the honey badger, the conviction of Lex Luthor and the work ethic of the dog from Hee Haw.” Birmingham born, DMV bred, buttered in NorCal. He/him/hee/haw @ms8.bsky.social tolerates my nonsense as a vocation ;] 躺平
40 years ago, if you were into Star Wars, you had three movies, some comic books, and the available lightsabers were either inflatable or a hunk of plastic that made sounds if you waved it through the air. Oh and Nerf meant a ball.
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 14h agoSo this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary
40+ years ago the best beer you could get in 90% of America was Coors Banquet No further questions your honor
Revan@revan.eurosky.social · 14h agoSo this is basically one of the entry points to becoming a reactionary
Mayfield Mall is now a Google office
ashley fairbanks@ziibiing.com · 13h agotell me about your town’s weird mall
Yes there is, just imagine he was black
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
[frantically leaving voicemails on my editor's phone at 4:38 a.m.] WE HAVE TO CORRECT OUR STORY. RAMOS IS STILL HERE.
An absolute powerbomb of a lede: "Sen. Tommy Tuberville thinks he can’t lose. Like going to Vandy in 2008, prolly."
John Archibald@johnarchibald.bsky.social · yesterdayGotta wonder if Tubs is giving Jones his Gadsden Mall.
We are down to one branch of government.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
And there’s every campaign ad for the next three months sorted
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayCornyn: "There's nothing we could do to rein in the president"
One of my all-time favorite short stories, “There Will Come Soft Rains” by Ray Bradbury, takes place on this day, August 4, 2026
John Cho in the Afterparty S2 is absolutely spectacular
Changing a tire on pit road at Martinsville ass sounding horn
TW@twesq.bsky.social · 2d agoI lost it when he started playing it
Here's the full second segment I did with Bloomberg last week, talking about the circular AI economy, SpaceX and how AI is a gratuitous display of wealth inequality. www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0Gc...
Zitron On Bloomberg on why people are anti-AI, SpaceX and OpenAI’s worrying price cuts
YouTube video by Ed Zitron
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Ed Zitron@edzitron.com · 4d agoOne of the (many) reasons I think people are so anti-AI is that it’s a gratuitous display of wealth inequality. The average person’s life is difficult, expensive, and getting any kind of loan sucks - unless you’re raising billions of dollars to build an AI data center.
Tony Vitello was a college coach and the Giants are determined to produce the closest thing to a college roster they can, that's supporting your manager (sardonic)
looks like the Giants are trying to move everything that isn't nailed down other than Logan Webb and it's sure looking like a lineup of three aging huge paychecks and the Sacramento RiverCats for 2027
Y’all pray for Morty. Ain’t nothing wrong with him but the vet tech took his temperature in his butt and he is BETRAYED
Asking for a friend — anybody have neighborhood recommendations for a buddy relocating to San Diego? Needs to be close to Balboa for work
if the Giants weren't going to re-sign him, the best outcome was always to send him to philly, where you will still get to experience him through the magic (?) of everyone's social media feed being 50 percent Philadelphia sports
Jayson Stark@jaysonst.bsky.social · 2d agoThe Phillies were shopping for a RH outfield bat. They wound up with a LH bat who will force them to rearrange their whole infield. But he's so different from the rest of their lineup. Arraez: 21 strikeouts all season Kyle Schwarber: 22 strikeouts in his last 14 games
Hey Sophie if you rename your shoes "fifth place" Riley Gaines might tie them for you.
W.E.D.em Boyz@leftistwonk.bsky.social · 3d agoJesus Christ. Sophie Cunningham fully embracing the right wing grift.
So either Boston hasn’t got the pitching or San Francisco is about to bring the Bash Sisters to town
Firebell base runner with the lid flying off rounding 2nd, St Willie Mays pray for us
The toffee covered almonds from the farmers market are a worse trigger food than Cadbury Mini Eggs, because you can lie and act like they’re actually healthy
It’s just as well this game is on because I’m too tired to go to the dive bar. I had a 90 minute deep tissue massage this afternoon and I am sore in places I didn’t know had places
I am once again asking for *any* San Francisco team to use Golden Gate Bridge International Orange as a team color instead of that orange you can’t sit with
Appropriate air quotes because the most infuriating part about Americans debating "lockdown" is that it simply never happened. Having to pick up your Applebees and eat it on the sectional does not count. There wasn't even a brief moment where "everything" was closed. That's not real.
Melissa Gira Grant@melissagiragrant.com · 3d agoif you hated covid "lockdowns" try long covid
