Uncle Chaps

@unclechaps.bsky.social

Blogger for Barstool Sports, Marine, Host of Zero Blog 30 and Drop A Pin podcasts. Gussy Boy From Heaven Above and Baby Dale Woohoo’s dad. Sex haver (thousands of times). Pangea admirer

I wish I was Mistborn so bad. I’d be an absolute menace just using my power for nefarious purposes without a care in the world while my ribbon cape flies behind me lookin elegant yet fearsome. Incredible

The fact that I just learned how delicious octopus is might be the single biggest travesty of my life. Those tentacled mother fuckers are delicious (no offense to the super smart ones who can open up jars and shit)!

Forgot we had a toe nail speed-painting competition so I thought my toes were bloody as hell and that I’d get it trouble for ruining the sheets. My compliments to the artist

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People forget many animal groups thrived on Pangaea, including insects, synapsids, and dinosaurs. The Permian-Triassic extinction event, which occurred around 252 million years ago, caused the extinction of 96% of marine species and 70% of terrestrial species. Incredible

just found a baby in a locked car and I'm trying to smash the windows open to save it, but the lady inside keeps honking the horn and screaming at me to go away- this is why there's no good samaritans anymore