"I wish I was a weatherman. That's the only profession where you can be wrong 100% of the time! 🤪" - person who only interacts with forecasts via his default phone app, which was coded by a 22 year old who did 7 minutes of googling and concluded he was better at atmospheric modeling than NOAA
UnstableBill
@unstablebill.bsky.social
Furry author Bill Siracusa and all around One Of The Otter Of All Time. Greymuzzle. "A Pretty Good Seller" - review of my books "A Spot Of Murder" and "Overnight Shift." Drone 1 and 2 OUT NOW!!!! he/him
Spotted estuary smooth-hound (Mustelus lenticulatus)
One of my directs has to do an audit walkthrough this week and they're nervous so I offered to do a practice walkthrough, with ME pretending to be Audit, and the intrusive thought I'm having about going full improv comedy moron with my Audit Roleplay Persona is OVERPOWERING
Furry books that are not afraid of you: -Drone by Bill Siracusa -Thorns by Roscoe G. Beetle -Wolf of Withervale by Joaquín Baldwin -Of Late Belonging by Rob MacWolf -Far Flung and Rafts by Utunu -The whole Korps Universe -Literally every book by Rukis
theres this one tumblr post ive seen talking about that phenomenon but w fiction writing that I think about often
Delighted to be invoked here, and I will add that this is not a feature of the subject material: over the years I've seen plenty of hypno stories that also strive to appease impossible standards set by Clout Posters combing through literature for something Problematic to post about for a Hit Tweet
Furry books that are not afraid of you: -Drone by Bill Siracusa -Thorns by Roscoe G. Beetle -Wolf of Withervale by Joaquín Baldwin -Of Late Belonging by Rob MacWolf -Far Flung and Rafts by Utunu -The whole Korps Universe -Literally every book by Rukis
how in the fuck am I GAINING weight. Are we aware of any breakdowns in the low of conservation of mass because I do not know how the fuck I skip 2 meals a day for ??? weeks and put ON weight. Osmosis??? SUBLIMATION??????
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Rex was a wannabe influencer, and a grade-a jerk. Hearing on the grapevine about a new trendy IV hydration medspa, he barged in and demanded a sponsor deal. They were more than happy to help him get to a million followers... #hypnovember - Chemical for @unstablebill.bsky.social
extremely delighted and honored that every product and service that made me download an app so they could harvest more of my data, now also has monthly security updates and forced 2 factor authentication because they're such a high profile hacking target (because of how much of my data they have)
My birthday gift for my wonderfully stinky @raccattackk.bsky.social, the bestest boyfriend in the world. Who deserves lots of cuddles, paws and all the spirals to make him go under and happy for hours with his big pillow of a wolf bf eheh #furryart #furryfandom #fursona #furryartist #furrybf
I don't think I've actually tried this, but: if anyone in the seattle area's got any kind of minimum wage job, I'm genuinely trying anything.
I either need to lose 20 pounds or grow my beard out 2 more inches. 😒
I will take The Mist to my grave as the most I've enjoyed a movie until the absurd last 10 minutes, but Secret Window (remember that? J Depp as -haha- a dangerous sociopath in a relationship 😅) tried to make a meal out of a short story's worth of material and one obvious twist, which...did not work
What's the worst movie you've ever watched in a theater? defector.com/whats-the-wo...
When I was working with @unstablebill.bsky.social, this was the how the file name progressed over time for his "Drone" books. :P I like that "Drone" is nowhere in the title XD
I am once again begging people to put some kind, any kind, of draft increment into their filenames when they send me documents. A date, a CMS-generated file number, "CLN5", anything.
..... 😶 😱 OH MY GOD IT'S A TAX DEDUCTIBLE BUSINESS EXPENSE
MYTH: I'd have to make my own book cover. REALITY: Sure, you can if you want to. But commissioning a book cover is not as expensive as you think, and it's a tax-deductible business expense.
Friend: "you keep getting buffer, are you sure the nerd to jock corruption tf isn't on YOU?" me: ........... hahahahahahahaha shut uuuuuup 🤪 🥵 (gets so hard I pass out)
I've had this rental Jeep Compass for 3 weeks including AC and it's starting to grow on me. 🫠 I'm a Toyota girlie so this is very upsetting. what I REALLY need is a way to make a RAV4 look and act like one of these yes I am proposing we invent vehicular corruption/mind control / nerd to jock tf
This one happened at AC last year, and I think about it every now and then. Featuring @tofte.bsky.social and myself.
Well hey! Today we passed 2,000 downloads. Thanks, folks! Glad you're enjoying! #FurryVN
Route 2: Bifurcados... is now FULLY available! - Elder Tilman is lost. Only Elder Hartley can get him home. Itch Page: toledo-art.itch.io/campo-largo Dev Log: toledo-art.itch.io/campo-largo/... #FurryVN
Me: (goes to AC, drives 9 hours back, goes to bed, works a 12 hour day) Also me: man why am I so TIRED
Friends, Furries, Countrywoofs the Fraley Robot Repair shop art instilation is still at the pittsburgh airport!!
I've had this rental Jeep Compass for 3 weeks including AC and it's starting to grow on me. 🫠 I'm a Toyota girlie so this is very upsetting. what I REALLY need is a way to make a RAV4 look and act like one of these yes I am proposing we invent vehicular corruption/mind control / nerd to jock tf
I had a great time at AC for the folks I got to see! Next year I will make sure I'm ACTUALLY registered 🫠🤣