UnstableBill

@unstablebill.bsky.social

Furry author Bill Siracusa and all around One Of The Otter Of All Time. Greymuzzle. "A Pretty Good Seller" - review of my books "A Spot Of Murder" and "Overnight Shift." Drone 1 and 2 OUT NOW!!!! he/him

"I wish I was a weatherman. That's the only profession where you can be wrong 100% of the time! 🤪" - person who only interacts with forecasts via his default phone app, which was coded by a 22 year old who did 7 minutes of googling and concluded he was better at atmospheric modeling than NOAA

One of my directs has to do an audit walkthrough this week and they're nervous so I offered to do a practice walkthrough, with ME pretending to be Audit, and the intrusive thought I'm having about going full improv comedy moron with my Audit Roleplay Persona is OVERPOWERING

Delighted to be invoked here, and I will add that this is not a feature of the subject material: over the years I've seen plenty of hypno stories that also strive to appease impossible standards set by Clout Posters combing through literature for something Problematic to post about for a Hit Tweet

Shiloh Skye@shilohskye.com · last wk.

Furry books that are not afraid of you: -Drone by Bill Siracusa -Thorns by Roscoe G. Beetle -Wolf of Withervale by Joaquín Baldwin -Of Late Belonging by Rob MacWolf -Far Flung and Rafts by Utunu -The whole Korps Universe -Literally every book by Rukis

how in the fuck am I GAINING weight. Are we aware of any breakdowns in the low of conservation of mass because I do not know how the fuck I skip 2 meals a day for ??? weeks and put ON weight. Osmosis??? SUBLIMATION??????

extremely delighted and honored that every product and service that made me download an app so they could harvest more of my data, now also has monthly security updates and forced 2 factor authentication because they're such a high profile hacking target (because of how much of my data they have)

I've had this rental Jeep Compass for 3 weeks including AC and it's starting to grow on me. 🫠 I'm a Toyota girlie so this is very upsetting. what I REALLY need is a way to make a RAV4 look and act like one of these yes I am proposing we invent vehicular corruption/mind control / nerd to jock tf