Inspired by the writing and kindness of a few talented goobers, I finally decided to start writing too. Huge thanks to @writerfluff.bsky.social & @vicecreamcake.bsky.social for inspiring this project, and to everyone who's made this community feel like home. Introducing: tinyurl.com/What-the-Lig...

What the Light Reveals

An Unknown Variable They'd heard the stories about the Glass Cat, but they didn't believe they were true. Nobody really did. At least, not until they started getting mentioned in official reports. St...

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sudo is my safeword

I think we're all missing the obvious answer here.... D.B. Cooper used all that money to transition, we should have been looking for Debbie Cooper this whole time

Needy ports

I think I was vibe coded (bad vibes)

fuck girl wires are color coded and shi

fuck girl wires are color coded and shi

It's programming just therapy for Androids?

I'm like the worst AI, takes me all day to write a single email and I didn't drink any water to do so

Android gf tiddies with nipples that click in and out like pens

They don't make em like me any more! (Alpha test version 0.1 WIP)

the human body was not designed to know what the worst person in the world is doing every fifteen minutes

Catgirl summer

If I had a dollar for every time I was flirting with a friend as a joke I'd still be broke because I'm not joking

Boy this virtual fishing game turned into therapy real quick

"Yeah I'm an Android cat in the virtual world" sentences that would drive the Amish mad

"F...fuck you're tight" me doing my budget

A ten but it's short for tense

Yeah I'm in heat. That's what the heatsinks are for, idiot.

seeing a professional artist, talking Worked on real projects artist, open comms and i'm like. There is no way I could commission something using your full potential. I would severely underutilize your skillset. i'd be asking a 3 michelin star chef to make me chicken nuggets

What is it about staring at a screen makes it so instead of seeing all my friends, I just see the reflection of my own insecurities?

You get your android girlfriend out of her chasis for the first time and tilt your head confused at the controls for a moment before a familiar electronic beat reassures you. "Flick it" says the upbeat voice, "Bop it"

Drinking the forbidden boba (baked beans in V8)

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" Boy, do I have the perfect trenchcoat for the two of you.

If anyone has any fanfic ships involving me they would like to see canon, hmu

Opens email to commission artist. Writes "Wehh" Closes email without sending. How do you do this again?

I have two big naturals they are called my brain and my heart

Remember, if you have to think twice, you're already two thoughts ahead of some people