Count Dracula (PARODY)
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21+ | MV/MS | PARODY | MDNI | NO SMUT | #vampireRP #crossover #AU #TARDIS
"I'm very real." Vlad loomed over Bryan. "I always like to know my dinner's name before I dine. What's yours?"
𝙱𝚛𝚢𝚊𝚗 ✦@medicalcourier.bsky.social · 3d agoThis had to have been a dream. There was no way this was real. Bryan's whole body stiffened upon seeing the other's full height and his words. . .it only made it worse. He felt like he should run or do something but he couldn't move. "Dracula's real. . . ? You're real. Holy shit."
"A mighty creature! How does one procure an alliance with such a mighty mouse?" 🤔
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Who wants to come visit his summer palace? He has free drinks! 🧛🏻♂️ #SeductiveSunday
"Ah. Yes. I should introduce myself." Vlad stood up to his full height before speaking again. "I am Count Vladislaus Dracula." He bowed deeply before flashing his fangs at Bryan. "Born 1422. . . . Murdered 1462."
𝙱𝚛𝚢𝚊𝚗 ✦@medicalcourier.bsky.social · 3d agoAt first, fear had struck Bryan. He was frozen in one place - at least until he was able to whip around to face whatever was causing his heart to beat as if he just ran a marathon. "M-Mortal? What are you? Who are you?" He reached down for his pistol, fumbling a bit.
More dark chuckling comes from behind Bryan, but closer this time. "I do so love hearing the frightened pitter patter of a mortal's heart. It is music to my ears."
𝙱𝚛𝚢𝚊𝚗 ✦@medicalcourier.bsky.social · 4d agoThe scream he let out was definitely embarrassing. "Why would you do that?! That wasn't funny. . ."
"Ι aм тнe Vaмpιre Leѕтaт. Ι'м ιммorтal мore or leѕѕ. Тнe lιgнт oғ тнe ѕυn, тнe ѕυѕтaιned нeaт oғ an ιnтenѕe ғιre -- тнeѕe тнιngѕ мιgнт deѕтroy мe. Вυт тнen agaιn, тнey мιgнт noт." ~ 21+ #SmutFree RP (sorry, darlings) ~ #InterviewWithTheVampire #TheVampireLestat ~ MV/Selectively MS
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He's Dracula. He does whatever he wants.
Armand | Parody@le-maitre.bsky.social · last mo.Insults? Not exactly becoming.
He has no idea who those people are. All he cares about is that people still know who he is, even all these centuries later. He's grinning even more than me was before.
Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · last mo.He groans. "Famous for being famous. Like the . . . Kardashians."
"Oh? I'm famous?" Dracula eyes lit up with monstrous delight. "Excellent!"
Lestat de Lioncourt | Parody@lebriseurderegles.bsky.social · last mo.“It’s the whole you of you really.” Pop culture. Bleh.
So vampires are just out in public now? Curiouser and curiouser.
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you may triumph on the field of battle for a day, but against the power that is risen in the East, there is no victory! rp account for denethor, son of ecthelion, steward of gondor from the lord of the rings. written by hallion. admin is 21+
He's in a bad mood today. Best steer clear unless you plan on offering yourself up as his breakfast.
Eɴᴢᴏ ﹐ Sᴛ. Jᴏʜɴ 142 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ᴠᴀᴍᴘɪʀᴇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴘᴇɴɴᴇᴅ ʙʏ Dᴇᴍᴏʟɪsʜ﹐ ₁₈﹢ / ₂₁﹢ Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ / Dᴇᴛᴀɪʟᴇᴅ / MDNI Sɪɴɢʟᴇ sʜɪᴘ ᴏɴʟʏ Cʀᴇᴅɪᴛ ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ﹕ Tɪᴄᴋᴛᴏᴄᴋ ↻﹢♡
The Count is enjoying his own version of a feast on this Thursday evening. Be careful or you might end up as a main course. 😈❤️
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It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️
Please don't. He'd rather bathe in holy water under direct sunlight. 🙄
DO. NOT. HUG. HIM. You will get murdered violently. 😠🧛🏻♂️
It's #ManicMonday and he's absolutely KILLING it. Positively SLAYING. ✨️