Vamp
@vampthecryptid.bsky.social
🔞 | 28 | Nonbinary | They/Them/Dog | Manchester, UK | Scent Hound | Real Life Cryptid | Partner to @TheDaddyDagda.bsky.social
I assembled an A(woo)-Team, feat. @jino.dog (largest, incited the whole thing), @bikerwolfuk.bsky.social (composition expert, very good wolf), and @vampthecryptid.bsky.social (bulge consultant, stole all the jocks after). Our mission: get the best shots. Our success rate: 100%
Sorry I've been quiet! Found out I make almost no testosterone and it pulled a lot of things together, I stopped feeling like I have to try make up for my lack of sex drive by taking nudes and whatnot. But I've been referred for treatment, and soon I'll have energy for the first time as an adult!
Today we fed bats at Chester Zoo, and GOT ENGAGED! Thank you for a wonderful day @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I love you with my whole heart 🖤❤️
Pretty busy day travelling down south for Portsmouth pride! that being said have a cheeky gas station nude 👀
This month so far I've gotten diagnosed with autism, referred for a diagnosis for ADHD, had my first normal haircut in a decade, AND it was my dog's birthday. And we're only 4 days in!
I'm getting a little thicker than I used to be and I'm really not mad about it
Something something #fcf uwu or whatever, now somebody help me with this
Another new piercing! Got my bridge done by the talented, effervescent, and very possibly evil @lousafiretattooist.bsky.social
I once again have shiny bits of metal lodged in mine eyebrows
Totally forgot to post it here; shaved my head! Long hair is so much work y'all
Sorry you had a rough day. You can sniff my balls if you’d like.
This is purely an appreciation post for my beautiful, stinky, enormous baby daughter. @thedaddydagda.bsky.social and I have ordered her a DNA test and we're excited to find out what her breeds are!
Thank you to @clonezoneuk.bsky.social and @mrsleather.bsky.social for my new hood! I'm absolutely in love with it
Went to the GP to get a lump in my chest checked out. Diagnosis? Boobies! I have gynaecomastia, and I was feeling regular breast tissue but I've never felt up large breasts before so I'd no idea what they're meant to feel like. I gotta get some hormone checks done, but I'm grateful to just have jugs
EXCLUSIVE: Big dumb muscledogs! In *YOUR* neigbourhood!
1/? I know a bunch of queer people who have little to no relationship with at least one of their parents because of their past, and I was the same with my dad - no contact for over a decade. We're over a year now from me finding out he was very sick, and almost a year from his passing.
Got some new leather, courtesy of @satyrscientist.bsky.social! Thank you again, beautiful big dog ❤️
