He’s so consistent so I’m imagining I probably do look like this. Parenting is hard, y’all.
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#Salesforce badass BA, #Df22-#DF24 Speaker, and social media darling. Expert on nothing, but strong opinions about everything. #BABA https://www.linkedin.com/in/realvanessagrant/
Tax Person: You’re reporting a $24 charge. What was it for? Me: Critical business infrastructure. Tax Person: Please clarify. Me: Snowmen. Racing. Interactively.
Day 16 of the #AdventCalendarofTshirts, wearing one of my favourite tees. This design came from a call out at a @lonsfwit.bsky.social meet for more female @shirtforce.org designs, and Laetitia absolutely nailed it. #TrailblazerCommunity
Moses and the Curious Case of the Business Analyst (TWO choices on 16th December). TWO SESSIONS very different options for Tuesday (16th). Food for thought and unexpected paths! And you get to hear from the awesome @peiroll.com and @vanessa.ba amonst others! naturallypaul.com/blog/moses-a...
I would like to announce that I debugged a flow. Yes, ME.
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As a Community we are stronger together and can achieve incredible things. Automate Salesforce DevOps: Click, Deploy, Done is a great example of this. The idea came from Vanessa Grant and Ishrat Bhatti helped to craft and design the deck.
Glad I chose to stay home. I feel like I would have been so negative had I attended Dreamforce.
Glad I was put on an #Agentforce project so I can now CONFIDENTLY say it is bad. Met with Signature Success architect who could not help me bulk test. Escalated to Testing team who can't help. Escalated now to Agentbuilder team. Go live today. No bulk testing possible. YOLO.
Forgot to post during the #TrailblazerCommunity fun 😅 Just closed down this month’s #BadassBA - loved @richardivan.bsky.social’s take on Design Thinking & User Centric Design. I’ll never look at a Heinz ketchup bottle the same way again! Thanks @vanessa.ba & @peiroll.com!
With the #BeMore Podcast on a break, rewatch top episodes; Be More Flow with @utkan.com Be More Business Analyst with @vanessa.ba Be More Enterprise Architect with Shelly Sousa Be More Independent Consultant with @sheaconsulting.bsky.social Be More Salesforce Design with Katka Vokrinkova
Maybe all these ridiculous LinkedIn messages should go on Clitify.
Tell me you use automated messaging without telling me you use automated messaging.
When you’re at a three day leadership conference and are told you need to be dressed for a workout, but your boyfriend gave you a hickey. I dunno why we hide these things anyway. It just means I’m hot, dammit. I’m mildly embarrassed though.
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I can’t be the only one still receiving email forward jokes from their dad and his aol email address.
I saw a job posting from ClifyX and my brain read it as "Clitify" and then I had to get ChatGPT involved and yeah so now I own clitify.com. What should I do with it? There are so many other good slogans too! #adhd
I think a lot about all the vibe coding I would do if I didn't, like, have to pay bills and parent.
My boyfriend brought me to #GenCon this year. Don’t think I’ve ever been to a place with so many men I wouldn’t have sex with. I’ve never had my fidelity so thoroughly untested before!
9:30pm Bedtime: "Mom, I'm bringing these snack tomatoes to my room" Me: "OK as long as they don't rot there." 10pm: "Mom, I'm letting you know I am going downstairs to get tomatoes." Me: "Don't you have some?" 12yo: "I ran out." Me: "...these are the moments they don't prepare you for as a parent."
I posted something on LinkedIn and somebody commented below: “The challenge is the client/user doesn’t always even understand the requirement - they don’t know what they don’t know. If you don’t ask the right questions you end up building something that isn’t future proofed. +
Having two special needs kids, a nanny, after school shit, homeschool shit, and maneuvering a split schedule in the wake of a separation... I've spent literally hours updating multiple goddamned calendars.