Diogenes was the first skid row crackhead of the Western canon. The ur-crackhead
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@vegananimallover.bsky.social
Please stop eating meat
Just go back to the rock from under which you came Take the sorrow you gave and all the stakes you claim And don't forget the blame
he is ignoring us because he is exhausted from eating beef jerky
(In flirty voice) im so bored i hope no one breaks into my house
@kebbyruxpin.bsky.social i am so tired, does it ever get easier?
I hasten to inform him or her it is just as lucky to die, and I know it.
what exactly is the problem with owning nothing and being happy?
i feel incredibly good about myself because nothing currently happening in the world is my fault
I never did anything to you, man But no matter what I try You'll beat me with your bitter lies
getting up to the grocery till and specifying that im buying the groceries for myself and not for the cashier and getting really defensive everytime they pick up an item to scan it
opening a customers container of berries and snacking on them while i scan through the rest of their groceries
getting incredibly bored halfway through peeing and stopping to do something else instead
All goes onward and outward .... and nothing collapses,
(Talking to my boss) i love you bitch i love your way
Asking where you guys are from and then heartfully telling u its all a lie the baddest bitches aint from LA ❤️
Having an out of body experience where i am experiencing my tweets like items on a target shelf
You never learned that much from me Oh, you silly, stupid pastime of mine