Girl group

I read book Submission by author Mike Hellbukkakles . The novel is about a French guy who likes having his peanits sucked. It becomes dystopian novel when the lady who sucks his peanits moves away to Israel, which for a frenchman is worse than having 1984 rats eat your eyeballs and face off

Today I’m voting for a 100% Muslim senate in the America

If my brain refuses to age psychologically i should be exempt from the other parts of aging

My girlfriend’s friend’s boyfriend is famous in China

Poggersman 5000

So what does AI do. It drinks all the good water, it’ll draws you a terrible big titty elf with 7 fingers, it heils Hitler, if you ask it how to make meth it says “if i told you id have to kill you” AI is just my unemployed uncle

In the movie Cars what part of the car is the Ovaries

I’m trying to appeal more to woman as an audience

Seals. Crofts sometimes

Standing in the bathroom soaking up the moons light through the window just standing there in the dark in the moonlight

Abusing xanax because i saw it on west wing

Got that congenital penis

the nocturnal penis, the penis of the night...

I'm trapped in gel

My computer. is horrible

I wish we could be dang kids always on their dang phones forever….

I was told if I mixed Fireball and Malört i would Died. But it only gave me acid reflex

I dated this one girl online and she told me it was okay to pick my nose

The Warped Tour is just The Tour to a fcuked up scary guy like me

gay balls

I have Chinese firewalls in my brain

local ass sandals

Sandals can be so local

Scandals can be so local

Steals your yard equipment

I just doxxed the Poop Man

This type of quantization under capitalism makes me So madd

Dr. Pepper flavored meat is Americans ingenuity

Ppl shouldve known SZA was autistic in 2017 when her biggest single was a song about the importance of proper scheduling