CJ™ Ⓥ

@vegancj.bsky.social

SF native who traded the Bay Area for a life in the Maine woods. 🌲 IT Consultant. Homesteader, hiker and mountain biker. Abolitionist Vegan 🌱. Anti-establishment Liberal Proudly blocked by the murderers at @foggyhogfarm and @whitepinefarm (He/Him)

Getting categorized under "Bad faith argument professionals" (complete with a whole manifesto in the description) is definitely top-tier internet comedy. You almost have to admire the dedication that went into writing that bio just to put people with actual debate skills on mute.

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Saw this truck today and I couldn't believe they were actually bragging about murdering and selling body parts right on the side of the rig. Big huge full color images of dismembered bodies with cute little sprigs of herbs and greenery to try to dress it up somehow. We need to be better than this.

Today on cooking with CJ, a #Maine delicacy! Delicious "honey baked ham" from Midcoast Vegan, non-dairy cheese, and voilà! Pizza 🍕 ​(Will only accept comments bashing my best friend's poor taste in Hawaiian pizza with olives) 😂

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Thank you to everybody for your kind comments on today's lunch! I just wrote to Hellman's Mayo through their website to suggest that they use black salt in their plant-based Mayo. That way we won't have to keep doctoring it up ourselves. And it will taste just like original Mayo without the eggs! 😁

CJ™ Ⓥ@vegancj.bsky.social · 2d ago

Today on cooking with CJ, I made the best coleslaw yet! I cheated with coleslaw mix, but also used Hellman's Veganaise, black salt (for a little bit of an eggy taste), a couple of dashes of vinegar, and pepper! 🤤 #vegancooking #veganfood

Funny that this came up in my memories from last year. Went to explore #Maine blueberry weekend and ended up discovering this gem in Ellsworth! Bro found out what I did for a living and we got a special LONG tour. Bored the best friend so badly that I took her antiquing afterward to make up for it 😂

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Time for me to check out #VeganFood to figure out what I'm going to make today. I'm kind of in a culinary rut lately... Sometimes it gets tough coming up with meal ideas day in and day out without a break.

Some of my favorite memories with my old man. We used to go stained-glass wholesale shopping in Berkeley for my mom’s studio, install the windows she made, work on cars, and figure out how to fix things together.

CJ™ Ⓥ@vegancj.bsky.social · 3d ago

​My favorite grocery delivery guy (a disabled Maine Vet) asked how my day was. I said, "Great, how is yours?" ​He smiled and said, "Absolutely amazing! I'm here with my young daughter learning Italian together while I'm delivering!" ❤️

​My favorite grocery delivery guy (a disabled Maine Vet) asked how my day was. I said, "Great, how is yours?" ​He smiled and said, "Absolutely amazing! I'm here with my young daughter learning Italian together while I'm delivering!" ❤️

This family is learning about speciesism. ​Maggie is a rescue pig and a beloved companion to this family's autistic son. Because she doesn't bark, she was the perfect fit, but now the city wants to force her out, claiming she's "livestock." Family is family, no matter the species.

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Commercials I hate: ASPCA "so many dogs and cats suffering." ​The non-speciesist translation: "There are billions of animals suffering at the hands of humans right now". -And there's ​no need to donate your money to fix this. You just need to stop spending your money on animal agriculture. Easy!

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Buying soy milk at my little rural grocery store tonight. Me: I was craving protein. Cashier: Isn't there estrogen in that? Me: Phytoestrogen, plant estrogen. It's not the same as mammalian estrogen and progesterone in cow's milk. Cashier: Is that why my husband has moobs? Me: *grinning* Ayuh!

Today’s workout was 2 hours of carpet scrubbing, sweeping, mopping, and deep cleaning. Look at this calorie burn! Whoever says being a housewife isn’t real "work" is welcome to come over and try to survive my next active recovery day! 😂 #fitness

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Walmart text: Your order has arrived! FedEx Text: Your Walmart order has arrived! FedEx App: Your Walmart order has arrived! Want to see a picture of it on your porch? Doorbell security: Movement detected. The Smart Fridge: I see it too. A mysterious drone outside the window: *Nods approvingly.*