juuust make the pants fabric thick enough so i can go commando without feeling like a pervert please 😩
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@venomsnake.ca
"Canadian Tom Hardy" lol 𓃶 NSFW (MDNI) — Quebec 🇨🇦 (FR/EN) 🜏 IG: KillPhilVol2 / B8world: venomsnake 𖤐 sfw alt : @biohazardzero.bsky.social 🚫: AI, ads, porn spam accs!
guy i was video calling on IG with nutted and immediately started showing me his autographed movie poster collection around his house. i love neurodivergence.
IG has a buncha freaks on there. they out here coordinating their attacks like velociraptors!
if you're gay and you like thicc boys, i know two things about you : 1. you're awesome 2. you do not live in a big EU city or within 60 miles of Miami
friend : i might rejoin twitter me who paid 5$ in june 2023 for a bsky invite code to GTFO ASAP
Michael Scott Annoyed Disappointed
ALT: Michael Scott Annoyed Disappointed
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gasp!!! a site you never scroll, never use except to port your twitter posts is boring to you?!?!?!?! it's always an instant block from me. go cry on your neonazi owned child ai porn making machine.
Buhlakay@pangintoyou.bsky.social · yesterdayGays really came here to amass 10,000+ followers and get 1,000+ likes on every selfie only to claim boredom and go back to Twitter
crushing on porn stars cause sex is beautiful and can be full of love and the display of it charms me 😵💫
stop DMing me asking who it is, ill tell you in 6 open days.
🫎@venomsnake.ca · 2d agobiphobia on grindr i can tolerate but not from mutuals cmon 😭😭😭
im pretty mad that venomsnake .ca no longer leads to my page. seems the rug was swept from under me. might have to change handle.
IG has a buncha freaks on there. they out here coordinating their attacks like velociraptors!
grateful for all the connections lately, with both new and Classic™ hotties!
do i lose weight and improve the front (top favorable) but lose what i can only label as the biggest roundest juiciest most giggliest my ass has ever gotten?! never sat so good in my life.
about your butt card defense posts : OBJECTION!!!! The prosecution requests to see the hole before the judgement, your Honour.
Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Objection!
ALT: Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Objection!
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made an alt on ig and its throwing hot guys at me and u can rly tell who was never told no cuz what the hell 💀
when you follow other tops and their captions are rly detailed and bossy and targeted at bottoms
about your butt card defense posts : OBJECTION!!!! The prosecution requests to see the hole before the judgement, your Honour.
Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Objection!
ALT: Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright: Objection!
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babe can you finish my delivery in Death Stranding while i destroy this rotisserie chicken over the sink real quick
i thought of alternate ideas for knuckle tats : TACO LIFE, CUCK PIMP, COOL WEED, DIET COKE, BABY HOES, BALL SACK.
Gay Bitterskeets@gaybitterskeets.bsky.social · 4d agoFUCK ANUS
ill never not be a reply guy and if thats inconvenient to you then you can just go lmao 🥰
and to think this is all mine 😈🍽️
Knight of Poles@knightofpoles.bsky.social · 4d agoPosting hole just for my Sire. ♥️
gayest time ever in history and we make Odyssey about straight white people. i hate it here bruh.