I exed out of so many dudes on hinge that the app was like “you’re not straight here’s a woman”
Everyone I went to college with is having beautiful children and I am making Instagram videos 😌
Bluesky is just another receptacle for my mirror pics
GOD rando traitors is sooo much better than celebrity traitors
not spiraling at all and making huge changes to my hair color before a highly photographed o family event why do u ask
Idk how to explain my sexuality other than to say my celebrity crushes are Bill Skarsgård and Noel Fielding
Okay 20 new racket story followers my DMs are open if ur hot
I know all 61 of my Bluesky followers have been waiting with bated breath for my return to hyper local journalism so here it is… I went to the buckthorn singles thing. Thanks for letting me write for u @racketmn.com 🫶🏻 racketmn.com/minneapolis-...
I Went to the Minneapolis Buckthorn Removal Singles Club and All I Got Was a Beautiful, Wholesome Morning - Racket
Maybe the real Minneapolis Buckthorn Removal Singles Club was the friends we made along the way
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I need everyone in uptown to know I’m driving around listening to A Long December with the windows down in a Camp Miasma way, not in an earnest way
Sometimes being chronically single is lowkey nice and sometimes it’s like this
When will Minneapolis community ed get a NOTION FOR BADDIES class
Feeling sooo self righteous tonight (got to publicly call out a man in the bike scene for referring to a woman as “what’s her tits”)
I’m not like, *happy* my high school crush is going through a divorce rn but …
Obsessed with the concept of a sundae dish… what a specific single-use item I of dishware… feels so luxurious, so frivolous … anyway meritage steaks frites night rips
As soon as these braces come off in one month; it’s over for you bitches
Can you guys believe there are full on adults out here ordering mochas
“Be the change you wish to see in the world” I say to myself as I throw out the three week old sheet cake in the office fridge
I should be allowed to skip work if I’m reading a really good book 🙂
Can’t find my copy of The Will to Change anywhere so I’m hoping it got left at my ex’s house, he needs it more than I do
Anyway, here’s a pic of my cat looking at my tarot pull this morning
And I signed up for my neighborhood compost program damn she is sooo productive
Not to brag but I sold four (4) things on Facebook marketplace today
I hung out with my ex and his wife Saturday night and had the best time… is this healing???
I’m in “rewatching season five of love island” levels of summer psychosis
A face mask for Covid A face mask for ICE pepper spray A face mask for air that you can chew it’s so thick with wildfire smoke
"Today is the first day without him for all of us, and it is heartbreaking to know that my mom did not make lunch for my dad before going to work—the first time in their 30+ year marriage" - son of the man ICE killed
He Lived Here for 35 Years. Put Three Kids in College. ICE Killed Him.
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo was picking up a crew for a construction project when ICE shot him. It now claims he was the aggressor.
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The rumors are true… I am the E Line’s biggest fan
