today i remembered the game Hardspace Shipbreaker, one of my favorite games of all time. if you like space, dystopian commentary on the predatory nature of capitalism, explosions, physics, debilitating debt, taking things apart, and sticking it to the man, this might be the game for you!

HELLO CROUTON

Straight up CACKLING at my desk. I have never in my life seen such a "what the fuck" face on one so young...

InfoWars@realinfowars.bsky.social · 9h ago

The only way to use the toilet safely and without fear is to bring one with you wherever you go. Buy a portable AMERICAN bathroom now.

oh no, i have whipped cream in my mustache, send help!!!

which type of millennial are you

jess told me earlier that the "secret" afk journey crossover was with digimon, but now i've seen the trailer and is this how i discover digimon can talk??? lmao www.youtube.com/watch?v=xctr...

AFK Journey × Digimon Adventure Crossover Trailer

YouTube video by AFK Journey

youtube.com

How To Spice Up Your Relationship With Your Cat

in case none of you zoomed in

jack@vesaldi.bsky.social · 2d ago

He is watching respectfully.

Jess and I visited Ollie's (a discount outlet) for the first time and we saw some wild shit, y'all. I'm in love. I want to go back every day.

*leliana has entered the chat*

oh my god in over 25 years i've never noticed this lmao

this is made better by the random person's name over there on the right, bless you

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

yeah…. we're lost

NEW RATZONE GAME #4: GRAVITY GOBLINS 👺💣👁️🛼 a new gravity-bending "roguelite" with THE FoLLOWING: -strange tower that you climb!! -fancy schmovement with JUMP + KICK + ??? -strange trinkets.... -waste youre riches on ARCADE MACHINE wishlist on steam!!: store.steampowered.com/app/4102030/...

people who draw sephiroth and zenos the same size are so adorable

I'm shocked. You're acting strange now?

Unfortunately my wife has FINALLY learned that when I'm doing Discourse™ I'm usually drunk. It appears the jig is up, my friends! ☠️☠️☠️

I am unironically so delighted to have been connected online w/some gay guys through a variety of friends so I can be helped in remember that being a guy is not evil and a lot of guys are the best dudes in the whole world. Thanks, dudes.

*puts on my Very Serious hat* killing bugs because "they're gross" and i resent that this type of thing is considered nerdy (it is, and shouldn't be)

Sanjay Srivastava@sanjaysrivastava.com · 6d ago

What is an extremely nerdy/obscure/specific thing you hate with a white-hot wrath?

🤍 forever #caturday 🙃🤭🤣 🤍🤍🤍💛🔆 🎈🔆💛🤍🤍🤍

Minfilia: Who are you linkpearling 50 times a day? WoL: idk my bff Bakool Ja Ja?

happy brithday to me!!!

i saw so many screenshots of the ffxiv relic weapons only to discover that as a sage my weapon is in fact NOT transgenderiffic

the important context for this is that i live in a third floor apartment

jack@vesaldi.bsky.social · 6d ago

me when i'm asked to climb more than one flight of stairs

The earthworm needed to sort out his own life and went to the ladybug tarot reader.

Very thoughtful of Merriam-Webster to post this on my birthday. So timely! Anyway, these don't describe ME but they are a delight: - anime - blow chunks - cool beans - mixtape - transfeminine

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com · 5d ago

Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️ www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/

me when i'm asked to climb more than one flight of stairs

For my birthday, Jess took me to get hot pot. The fixins were delivered on demand by a robot named Bella.

#3412 People didn't know what they were so they had to get a tattoo.