Victor Catano
@vgcatano.bsky.social
Novelist, Staff Writer for TheWorkprint.com Find my books here: https://www.amazon.com/stores/Victor-Catano/author/B01EVNJ552
imagine getting dunked on by Playboy for being weird about women’s bodies
What are the incel men up to over on X? Focussing on a quirk of women’s bodies most of us have never even thought about before now. Our take? "Making women mad and getting likes from fellow incels is all they have going for them." Read now: www.playboy.com/read/sex/the...
Hadestown was amazing, and I will once again bang the drum for more pro shoots. Producers: you are leaving money on the table. There are millions of theatre fans who cannot easily go to NYC or London or live on tour stops. Do what the Met opera does and broadcast a show each week to theatres!
The ProShot of HADESTOWN briefly blowing through theaters right now is such an intimate, intense delight. It's half like watching the show, half like being in it. André De Shields makes a full-on meal just out of unbuttoning his jacket in the opening, and the audience couldn't be more on board.
Feels like there would be less flopping if the refs made sarcastic jerk-off gestures whenever they tried it.
My World Cup script has Messi scoring the go ahead goal at 83 min.
What the actual fuck? Look, I'm sorry to keep saying this, but the president is clearly a dementia-ravaged necrotic husk of a man whose addled rants bear no actual resemblance to reality and I, for one, think that is concerning.
Trump on the CHIPS Act: "If you weren't transgender, you didn't qualify. So they'd get the money, they'd look all over for transgender people to run the company."
BREAKING: NYC Mayor Mamdani signs new law that says you don't have to go to work if your pet is asleep on you or just being extra cute.
Folks, I am a positive person who is happy in my life and who tries to see people’s good side wherever possible and I cannot explain to you how much I fucking hate JKR’s loathsome guts.
Quick Tip: "Don't speak ill of the dead" means dont demean, or spread lies, or speak malicious untruth about dead people, who cant defend themselves Accurately describing someone's life and legacy is not "speaking ill" It's the truth - which is self justifying in that it is the truth!
The More You Know - Iconic Star Animation
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Egypt haven’t been more robbed since the British Museum left the country
🇧🇪 Belgium 4 - 🇺🇸 USA 1 Can't say the Knicks didn't warn you Team USA.
A $3 @mta.info subway fare and some good Q train timing can buy you one hell of a view of the July 4th fireworks and the Brooklyn Bridge light show! Huge shoutout to the train operator for slow rolling over the Manhattan Bridge and the conductor for announcing it.
On this July 4th, remember the words of Dashiell Hammett, who was jailed by HUAC for not naming names. "I don’t let cops or judges tell me what I think democracy is." —Dashiell Hammett
Glad everyone’s ok — it’s also hard to imagine a better metaphor for the current state of 🇺🇸 than this
Reminder that if the Trump administration had its way, birthright citizenship would not be a thing and Balogun would not be able to play for the USMNT
It’s Saturday! 📺 Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Batman The Animated Series: Lightning Strike
ALT: Batman The Animated Series: Lightning Strike
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My debut novel, Tail & Trouble, is available for FREE on Kindle all week long! If you'd like a great summer read full of magic, witches, adventure, and psychic bulldogs, have I got a book for you! Check it out! #booksky #kindle #free www.amazon.com/Tail-Trouble...
Tail and Trouble (A Gabriel & Orson Adventure Book 1)
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Me, succumbing to peer pressure from my friend and finally cracking open Dungeon Crawler Carl: “This is kinda fun. The premise is a big swing, and there’s a shit ton of exposition, but it’s pretty good.” Princess Donut arrives in all of her majesty: “Oh I get it now.”
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
My debut novel, Tail & Trouble, is available for FREE on Kindle all week long! If you'd like a great summer read full of magic, witches, adventure, and psychic bulldogs, have I got a book for you! Check it out! #booksky #kindle #free www.amazon.com/Tail-Trouble...
Tail and Trouble (A Gabriel & Orson Adventure Book 1)
Amazon.com: Tail and Trouble (A Gabriel & Orson Adventure Book 1) eBook : Catano, Victor: Kindle Store
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De Niro: When I hear something I don’t like, I use my own free speech to respond. When I hear Trump say, that he doesn’t think about Americans’ financial situation—not even a little bit—I say: shut the fuck up.
Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.
KNICKS IN FIVE KNICKS PRIDE BROOKLYN
New York City is the most perfectly "American" place in the nation, just one wave of newcomers after another, gradually building up the culture, one remarkable cultural collision after another. MAGA chuds hate NYC not because it's awful but because it disproves every lie they tell about immigration
The Bengali Knicks poet and the Sikh dholi guys combined forces for a follow-up! Now we just need the sewing machine guy and the ride a bike with stuff on his head guy to meet.