VG/Jaxi 😎🍌
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Proud member of The Rainbow Wing | Twitch streamer & YouTuber | Cussy & queer | shitposts and hot takes | transgender menace | she/her | bi biz: vgplaysgames85(at)gmail(dot)com
Three brand new prints up on my INPRNT shop for a limited time! Maybe! Hammerhead #1 cover art, “We Are The Robots” Mega Man 2 fanart, and Deep Space 9 “Far Beyond the Stars” fanart! Plus a bunch more: www.inprnt.com/gallery/jeff...
Just me (and the cat [and various specters and ghouls]) tonight.
Didn’t perform at last night’s open mic, but someone did tell me I am one of their favorites, so I’m gonna be riding that high for awhile.
me regarding just about literally everything ever if i'm being honest
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Might have to disown my eldest child; he pronounces “gif” with a hard “G” 😔
Pulled out some new pieces I got from thrifting this weekend, and I think I might have an all-time banger on my hands here, chat.
Apparently it’s Orange Cat Appreciation Day? Here’s my sweet orange man, Adam West (passed in 2024), and the tattoo I got of him last summer. If you wish to honor his memory, please wander through the house yelling at 3am and bite everyone.
“No design needed, this is a print ready file! Oh but I do need to replace this QR code and replace three pictures and add a mail panel and also it’s the wrong size. Otherwise it’s print ready!”
Bdg Walks Into Ocean - Throwing Myself In
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Guess who was the top salesperson for the month of August? 😎
Nothing like bonding with your coworker by shit talking your other coworker
I am looking more like my mom every day (this is not a bad thing)
Thinking about this scene from Futurama for no reason in particular.
Remember the late 90s, when our thirst for milk was so insatiable we had to invent a product specifically for chugging milk on the go? youtu.be/SC4uRDIOqRs?...
Drink - 1998 - Dean's Milk Chug Milk Commercial
YouTube video by Mayor McCheese
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Guys I’m shooting promo content for a podcast, and we’re supposed to bring multiple looks. I need help deciding what do for this one.
“Extreme heat warning” should be reserved for hot sauce labels, not how the outside feels
I get so crabby when people complain about the prices at the print shop where I work. Sorry, shit’s expensive. If you don’t like it, go to fucking Kinkos and get shitty quality and worse customer service. We’re all just trying to survive this capitalist hellscape.
The list of things I know how to cook now includes chili.
Watching one of the toughest, baddest bitches you know have a meltdown over a wasp sure puts things in perspective
Me, swallowing my last bite of frog: “ah, at last, no more frogs! … what’s that distant rumbling that sounds vaguely like croaking?”
Kinda bullshit that I get paid the same as the person who does 10% as much work as I do.
