vilms5000

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🎶you🎵can’t🎶save🎵a🎶wretch🎵like🎶me🎵

my grandson is three today, and his dad texted me to say that he (his dad, my boy, omg KEEP UP) had fallen asleep during the movie they went to (Paw Patrol Dino thingy) but also had a little weep *at the Backstreet Boys tune* in the soundtrack | 1/2

Screengrab of a text “And I dunno what it was something about the music, lack of sleep and seeing how happy Rei looked made me tear up lol”

I have decided to NOT post the Giant House Spider photo from yesterday’s backyard clear out. Instead, here are some mannequin legs with a unicorn’s head stuck on top.

unicorn head on top of the lower half of a mannequin, with assorted household objects on a brick wall I DON’T KNOW WHAT IT ALL MEANS

Not only: great relief that my kid, the south’s very own Sadgoth Thundercloud, has got a new job! But also: gnawing anxiety over her now ‘commuting’ to Worthing from B-town on Southern Rail. [15-years-on-the-Brighton-Main-Line-you’d-get-less-for-murder-lol-sob]

writing up a first pass review of a low-code app in development that was sent to me last night and rather than replicate the detailed designs, they have done “hey close enough, yeah?” AND GONE ON PTO. Halfway between anger and *applause* rn.

I inhaled There is No Antimemetics Division at the weekend, guzzled it down without chewing, and have regret that I wasted the opportunity to enjoy it even more than I did. I guess I could run the dishwasher twice tho.

B❤️D: “hey what’s the difference between analogy and metaphor?” Me (over shoulder, retreating from thrown shoe): “you can’t wash your hands in a buffalo“

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