JunieVim
@vimoding.bzky.team
Vivo con el pánico, con el miedo constante, de que se me acerque un regatonero y me dice "oye, ya tu sabes"...y que yo no sepa jew for a free palestine 🇵🇸
L'Academie Française et leurs conséquences ont été une catastrophe pour la race humaine
the problem with having long, luscious, curly locks is that after a deliciously hedonistic session of lying on the couch doing nothing in particular, i am left with what's best described as a poor attempt at a nest for a bird roughly the size of a dodo
womanhood is about being a little flower than cuts down anything that blocks out her sun <3
job: you have responsibilities and outstanding work to do me: ... job: you have responsibilities and outstanding work to do me: ... job: you have responsibilities and outstanding work to do me: why don't they call it a "feetjob"? job:
if i'm in your replies it's probably because i'm avoiding work, thank you so much for providing refuge i will remember this kindness
they should make air conditioned sheets so my body heat never makes them too hot and i can spend my nights in perfect bliss
game show called "Date my Ex": where lesbians compete for a cash prize by convincing the week's bachelorette to go on a date with their ex. For added drama, a contender can forego the cash and try to get a date with the bachelorette herself. Hosted by Tig Notaro
game show called "Date my Ex": where lesbians compete for a cash prize by convincing the week's bachelorette to go on a date with their ex. For added drama, a contender can forego the cash and try to get a date with the bachelorette herself. Hosted by Tig Notaro
comphet is when you go to the bookstore and they give you a free b/g short story with your yaoi or yuri purchase
they should invent a notification sound/vibration pattern that doesn't make me violently insane when a group chat is popping off
they're taking my ass straight to the bunny planet, where the bunny queen is janet
JunieVim@vimoding.bzky.team · 6d ago😭😮💨👎
so nobody was gonna tell me i had a streak of eyeliner on my elbow all night long? figures
they're calling me the Katie Ledecky of chipping gel polish manicures 😔
boy mom/girl dad culture is one of those things that sounds like it should be a lot more transsexual than it is
Showing guys at the bar my custom mouth guard I have to wear when I sleep so they know I’ve got dentist money
does anybody want to start a cult where instead of weird isolationism and manipulation and sex perverts we mostly just get together and make stupid noises
i know all of you followed me for my huge tits and scathing wit, but i must once again regretfully inform you that: tummy hort
why did you transition? right answers only. classic case of "am i in love with her or do i just want to be her?"
hole friend@hole-friend.bsky.social · last wk.why did you transition? right answers only. felix re:zero
why did you transition? wrong answers only. didn't like how my hairline was thinning
hole friend@hole-friend.bsky.social · last wk.why did you transition? wrong answers only. dick too small
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JunieVim@vimoding.bzky.team · last wk.i need to make a routine call to a doctor to schedule a consult today so naturally my body has decided to go anxiety stupid mode. everybody please slap me in the face and give me a hug and say "you got this vi"
i need to make a routine call to a doctor to schedule a consult today so naturally my body has decided to go anxiety stupid mode. everybody please slap me in the face and give me a hug and say "you got this vi"